The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'
'Very good! And what is it used for?'
'It is used for headache.'
The second pupil said: 'Nytol'
'Excellent. And what it is used for?'
'To help you sleep.'
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'
'Johnny, what is it used for?'
'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'
'Who told you this?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'
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A wife was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.
After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless night-gown backwards so her tits were showing and sauntered into the living room.
"Notice anything?" she asked slyly.
"Yes, you've got your night-gown on backwards." her husband answered simply.
"How could you tell?" she cooed.
"Because the shit stains are in the front." he said.
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Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can't prescribe..."
"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."
The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."
"I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold."
"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"
"Um... okay."
He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.
Then an inspiration strikes... he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I need a man..."
His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too"
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What Goes Around Keeps Coming Back
[1] Dirty old man businessman Boss winks at the flirt secretary and says, "For a week you and I will go abroad, so pretend making a business trip."
[2] Secretary immediately makes a call to Husband, "For a week my boss and I will be going abroad for business, so you look after yourself."
[3] Crooked husband makes call to his foxy secret lover, "My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together."
[4] Secret lover makes call to the small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
[5] Small boy makes a call to his grandfather, "Grandpa, for a week I don't have class because my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together."
[6] Grandpa dirty old man businessman boss makes call to his secretary, "This week I am spending my time with my grandson, sorry We cannot attend that meeting."
[7] Secretary makes call to her husband, "This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip."
[8] Crooked husband makes call to foxy secret lover, "We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip."
[9] Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition, "This week we will have class as usual."
[10] Small boy makes call to his grandfather, "Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company."
[11] Grandpa dirty old man businessman boss apologizes to his flirt secretary, "Don't worry this week we will attend that fake meeting, so make arrangements ."
[12] …………..
