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Rubber Gloves
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Feb 23, 08 11:30 PM | Category: All
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let hem dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
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monti_84 Sun Feb 24, 08 12:08 AM

Dirty grandma!!

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dave195809 (south african dave) Sun Feb 24, 08 01:29 PM

hee hee voted

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Ichisanno (Michi) Sun Feb 24, 08 11:37 PM

Wow...

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