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The Bridal Suite
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Mar 23, 08 02:56 PM | Category: Adult
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On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed.



The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."



The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."



She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

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sv_iv Sun Mar 23, 08 04:05 PM

Nice joke...Voted

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
monti_84 Sun Mar 23, 08 09:26 PM

Cruel woman!!

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
abe99 Tue Mar 25, 08 04:37 AM

jajajajaja

The meaning of life its that...
stevo212 Thu Mar 27, 08 06:21 PM

Bitch!Voted

"If u dont ask,u dont get"Stevo212.
debsha Fri Mar 28, 08 07:54 AM

Thats great, choked on my coffee reading that

got my vote mate

Be well & happy
greta_garbage (gretagarbage) Tue Apr 1, 08 11:29 PM

voted

"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."
jaguarxjk (Darkness) Mon Apr 7, 08 12:52 PM
abha Fri Jun 6, 08 10:26 AM

nice 1 mate .............



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