Why Men Have 2 Dogs, Not 2 Wives
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- The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
- They will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- If it's gorgeous, other dogs won't hate it.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than in your wallet or desk.
- They don't notice if you call them by another name.
- A dog's "temper" stays the same all month long.
- They're happy if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
- Dogs don't let magazine and fashion lead their lives.
- Their parents never come by.
- They don't hate their bodies.
- Dogs enjoy petting in public.
- You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24/7.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- Other men seldom steal your dog.
- If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
- Dogs can't talk.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another one?"
- If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
- Dogs seldom outlive you.
- If it has babies, you can sell them away.
- A dog lets you put a studded collar on it, without calling you a pervert.
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
- A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
- If it smells another dog on you, it won't get mad, it'll just think it's interesting.
- On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
- Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
- When it gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
- Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And the most important,
- If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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