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Why Do I Love Vodka?
Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Jul 7, 08 01:49 PM | Category: All
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1. To remove a bandage painlessly,
saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.


2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,

fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,

let set five minutes and wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses,

simply wipe the lenses with a soft,
clean cloth dampened with vodka.

The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.


4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka

and letting your safety razor blade

soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.


The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair,

and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.


8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka

and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka

and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag


and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,

pain or black eyes.


10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar

with freshly packed lavender flowers,

fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days.

Strain liquid through a coffee filter,

then apply the tincture to aches and pains.


11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth


to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.


12. To cure foot odor,

wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect

and alleviate a jellyfish sting.


14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy.



15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me!
I've only been drinking the stuff.

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Ecee (Sojourner) Mon Jul 7, 08 03:41 PM

nice post,

I don't like alcohol too..

(^^.)

voted..

Life is a cabaret...
aladdingalarce (Allan) Mon Jul 7, 08 05:43 PM

thanks for the info


sv_iv (Svetlana) Mon Jul 7, 08 07:51 PM

Are you crazy, man?

How you can waste such good drink for bathtubes and showers? Drink it and Enjoy!

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
abood_jarrar (abood) Tue Jul 8, 08 03:15 AM

i never ever drink

Be Palestinian or Die Trying
Arsynist Thu Jul 10, 08 07:11 PM

Yeah, drink up!



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