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How to Have Sex in the Car - Automotive Kamasutra
Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Jul 15, 08 12:50 AM | Category: All
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Have a look at the instruction how to make sex in a car and not become a cripple.

The posture: I want it now

Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.

  • Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
  • Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your car and it slowly drifts down the street – the spice is even more evident

The posture: autoschool

Let her sit in your Lap (Laptop?)

  • Pluses: Combine the pleasant with the useful – sex and studies
  • Minuses: don’t get carried away too much by one of the things or you risk being deprived of either orgasm or your car

The posture: Backseat

 

You lay on your back, the girl is on top of you

  • Pluses: it is comfortable and pleasant, you don’t exert yourself
  • Minuses: Judging by the face of the male, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts. Don’t let it happen!

The posture: A god in the window

Doggy Style

  • Pluses: All the doggy style posture pluses
  • Minuses: Judging by the expression of the female’s face her mom has just passed by

The posture: Leak-in

  • Pluses: all the pluses of the average 69
  • Minuses: both the male and female see only one thing. Don’t forget to lock the car

The Posture: Sideways

  • Pluses: the posture for the lazy, very comfortable
  • Minuses:for the individuals with huge waist is hard to move in the back seats

The posture: You - Me

  • Pluses: You can do it while the parent are driving
  • Minuses: your hands get tired fast and the clothes gets dirty

The posture: Overhaul

  • Pluses: quite comfortable
  • Minuses: quite comfortable is you are in a forest

The posture: Breathe out

  • Pluses: all the features of the posture
  • Minuses: None

The Posture: Trolleybus

Pluses: deep penetration

 

The posture: CO2 test

  • Pluses: you can look out of the windows
  • Minuses: your ass looks out of the windows as well

The posture: Safety Balloons

  • Pluses: the girl is on top
  • Minuses: you can damage the top of the car

The posture: Helicopter

  • Pluses: deep penetration
  • Minuses: you can beat David Copperfield with all his tricks if you will be able to take your legs from under the front seats after sex!

 These pictures are for illustrative purposes only, try them at your own risk, the author is not responsible for any injuries resulting from the practise of such manoeuvres. Do not try them at home, especially not in front of children.

Link: http://blog.bitcomet.com/gazdoc/post_43703/ ©
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Sara1970 (Sara) Tue Jul 15, 08 02:30 AM

G'day mate I love the background on your page...cool hmmm is that what you want me to comment on.... heeee gave you a vote for the ..........background...

As for sex in the car...hmmmmmm have a touch of amnesia will get back to you on that one.....priorities first need to buy a bigger car!

Take care

Always keep a dream in your heart!
bikoever Tue Jul 15, 08 02:37 AM

coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


lorna23 Tue Jul 15, 08 02:38 AM

hahahahaha!!

....of course, I know nothing of these matters.....

dude where's my brain?
trogan2000 Tue Jul 15, 08 02:51 AM

HA HA HA HA HA THERE GOOD NOW I JUST NEED A CAR LOL - voted

I aim to misbehave. The Doc Just Got Sooooo Much Better. Let's be bad guys.
dave195809 (south african dave) Tue Jul 15, 08 02:53 AM

hee hee so i know where you hve done it now lol

To all the fantastic people on bitcomet love you all
MadOmega (OMEGA) Tue Jul 15, 08 04:15 AM

i'd only do it in the car if i were homeless... & i'm not!

voted anyway


TITOFOX1000 (تيتو TITO) Tue Jul 15, 08 06:48 AM

i'd do it in the car if i have one , im soo lucky i havent , and if im going to use it like that , i wont by a car ever heeeeeeeeee

remember me I'm tito
christara Tue Jul 15, 08 05:49 AM

hee hee...your a naughty one gazdoc...and i thought you took your car out for a drive...heee heee.i guess its a new meaning to giving her a test run.?

all the best wish,s to you

take care

laters byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me
TITOFOX1000 (تيتو TITO) Tue Jul 15, 08 06:52 AM

if im going to have sex with my woman , i'd do it at home , if with a slut , i never do that , so i dont need acar to do it sadeeg

have a nice day

remember me I'm tito
banana_loon (Just A Normal Guy) Tue Jul 15, 08 09:26 AM

naughty naughty....gave you a vote...


flongas (flongasflongas) Tue Jul 15, 08 10:38 AM

dude excelent post, now i just have to get a car!!1 voted!!!!



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