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How to Have Sex in the Car - Automotive Kamasutra
Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Jul 15, 08 12:50 AM | Category: All
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Have a look at the instruction how to make sex in a car and not become a cripple.

The posture: I want it now

Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.

  • Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
  • Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your car and it slowly drifts down the street – the spice is even more evident

The posture: autoschool

Let her sit in your Lap (Laptop?)

  • Pluses: Combine the pleasant with the useful – sex and studies
  • Minuses: don’t get carried away too much by one of the things or you risk being deprived of either orgasm or your car

The posture: Backseat

 

You lay on your back, the girl is on top of you

  • Pluses: it is comfortable and pleasant, you don’t exert yourself
  • Minuses: Judging by the face of the male, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts. Don’t let it happen!

The posture: A god in the window

Doggy Style

  • Pluses: All the doggy style posture pluses
  • Minuses: Judging by the expression of the female’s face her mom has just passed by

The posture: Leak-in

  • Pluses: all the pluses of the average 69
  • Minuses: both the male and female see only one thing. Don’t forget to lock the car

The Posture: Sideways

  • Pluses: the posture for the lazy, very comfortable
  • Minuses:for the individuals with huge waist is hard to move in the back seats

The posture: You - Me

  • Pluses: You can do it while the parent are driving
  • Minuses: your hands get tired fast and the clothes gets dirty

The posture: Overhaul

  • Pluses: quite comfortable
  • Minuses: quite comfortable is you are in a forest

The posture: Breathe out

  • Pluses: all the features of the posture
  • Minuses: None

The Posture: Trolleybus

Pluses: deep penetration

 

The posture: CO2 test

  • Pluses: you can look out of the windows
  • Minuses: your ass looks out of the windows as well

The posture: Safety Balloons

  • Pluses: the girl is on top
  • Minuses: you can damage the top of the car

The posture: Helicopter

  • Pluses: deep penetration
  • Minuses: you can beat David Copperfield with all his tricks if you will be able to take your legs from under the front seats after sex!

 These pictures are for illustrative purposes only, try them at your own risk, the author is not responsible for any injuries resulting from the practise of such manoeuvres. Do not try them at home, especially not in front of children.


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jvv1993 Wed Jul 16, 08 09:26 AM

very coool!!

my favourite is you-me haha!!


mrbsz (BIG Z) Wed Jul 16, 08 03:54 PM

Thank god i got a SUV...hehe

Have a nice day!
itzanadam Thu Jul 17, 08 04:50 AM

Knew the car had to have some saving graces over the motorctcycle. Good one. reminds me of the joke. Poliec arrive at an auto accident and the bloke is screaming his head off. Policeman says "your girlfriend went through the windscreen and is lying 20 metres down the road and she's not moaning" and the bloke replied "yeah but go and look what she's got in her mouth". Good one I voted. Take it easy

It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it
shoshojarrar Thu Jul 17, 08 08:13 AM

hey how do u put pics on your page

~~~~~san fran baby~~~~~
bob_the_flower (Robert de Fleur) Thu Jul 17, 08 11:35 PM

As in a comment, if you figure it out let me know.


Bernard_jr_dacs (junn) Thu Jul 17, 08 09:46 AM

the animal atittude, i like it 'cause i'm animal too.[img][/img][url][/url][url][/url][img][/img][url][/url]

SAD MOVIES
pronaholtz Thu Jul 17, 08 11:57 AM

We can feel that we cannot see .
monti_84 Thu Jul 17, 08 06:02 PM

...very good systematization of the matter...I can tell it took quite an imagination to come up with so many options...very useful...I think this may be the best post you have produced...very cool...got my vote...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
walyy Thu Jul 17, 08 06:13 PM
bob_the_flower (Robert de Fleur) Thu Jul 17, 08 11:40 PM

I LOVED IT! I recommend the "I want it now!" and the "CO2 Test" positions as I have tried most of these at one time or another. Just could never seem to make it work in the back seat. Had to forward this to my wife (hoping that she'll get the hint).

Anyway, wish I could give you more than just one vote, but here it is.


Fieren Fri Jul 18, 08 12:45 AM

all you need for the car are tinted glasses take out the suspension so it wont rock and soundproof it. Then go to a deserted place/garage. Gd for when the relationship needs a huge spicing up too.



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