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How to Have Sex in the Car - Automotive Kamasutra
Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Jul 15, 08 12:50 AM | Category: All
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Have a look at the instruction how to make sex in a car and not become a cripple.

The posture: I want it now

Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.

  • Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
  • Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your car and it slowly drifts down the street – the spice is even more evident

The posture: autoschool

Let her sit in your Lap (Laptop?)

  • Pluses: Combine the pleasant with the useful – sex and studies
  • Minuses: don’t get carried away too much by one of the things or you risk being deprived of either orgasm or your car

The posture: Backseat

 

You lay on your back, the girl is on top of you

  • Pluses: it is comfortable and pleasant, you don’t exert yourself
  • Minuses: Judging by the face of the male, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts. Don’t let it happen!

The posture: A god in the window

Doggy Style

  • Pluses: All the doggy style posture pluses
  • Minuses: Judging by the expression of the female’s face her mom has just passed by

The posture: Leak-in

  • Pluses: all the pluses of the average 69
  • Minuses: both the male and female see only one thing. Don’t forget to lock the car

The Posture: Sideways

  • Pluses: the posture for the lazy, very comfortable
  • Minuses:for the individuals with huge waist is hard to move in the back seats

The posture: You - Me

  • Pluses: You can do it while the parent are driving
  • Minuses: your hands get tired fast and the clothes gets dirty

The posture: Overhaul

  • Pluses: quite comfortable
  • Minuses: quite comfortable is you are in a forest

The posture: Breathe out

  • Pluses: all the features of the posture
  • Minuses: None

The Posture: Trolleybus

Pluses: deep penetration

 

The posture: CO2 test

  • Pluses: you can look out of the windows
  • Minuses: your ass looks out of the windows as well

The posture: Safety Balloons

  • Pluses: the girl is on top
  • Minuses: you can damage the top of the car

The posture: Helicopter

  • Pluses: deep penetration
  • Minuses: you can beat David Copperfield with all his tricks if you will be able to take your legs from under the front seats after sex!

 These pictures are for illustrative purposes only, try them at your own risk, the author is not responsible for any injuries resulting from the practise of such manoeuvres. Do not try them at home, especially not in front of children.


Link: http://blog.bitcomet.com/gazdoc/post_43703/ ©
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ongjeff2002 Fri Jul 18, 08 01:17 PM

hee...hee...no comment bro...


Blackjoker61 Fri Jul 18, 08 11:03 PM

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logan_fre Fri Jul 18, 08 11:42 PM

Nice background (if your into snow). Sex in the car is not really my cup of tea though.


zetineb Sat Jul 19, 08 12:27 AM

That was really great. keep going like that.

i think the butterfly animation is to much.

see ya!

¡¡I want a lady in the street... But a freak in the bed!!
Sunderas Sat Jul 19, 08 02:17 AM

Nice one here... ;)


cptlo1 Sat Jul 19, 08 10:12 AM

nice page how do u get back ground and stuff


Noon2Tama Sat Jul 19, 08 11:02 AM

(O__O).... ha hah ha ... to appear dangerous...


greta_garbage (gretagarbage) Sun Jul 20, 08 06:47 AM

lol better do it in the elevator or kitchen table .it would be more comfortable;)

"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."
jtsebitc Sun Jul 20, 08 12:42 PM

well, this makes me want to have a car now. voted


kuklee (kuki) Sun Jul 20, 08 02:52 PM

i dont know abt others but i would not do this in my car anyways nice post v

kuklee

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