There are a lot of real penises in the world, so one would think that
there is little reason to build things that look like them - or for
nature to create more things that closely resemble them...but that is
not the case! Here is our list of ten things that look like a penis. 1)
President Bush 2) A weather map with a strangely phallic area of
percipitation 3) Some strange underwater creature (jellyfish? Squid?)
4) A naked mole rat 5) The Capitol building in Tallahassee, Florida 6)
A drive-in movie sign 7) A desk chair that apparently doubles as a
giant foam penis 8) An LGPA golfer and her phallic trophy...how ironic!
9)Unknown building being constructed 10) A natural formation of rock,
that gives new meaning to the phrase 'rock hard'.
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In the name of fairness - we now bring you the our list of ten things
that look like a female’s “private area”. I say “private area” because
if I didn’t say that, this site would suddenly jump into dirtyville on
some internet rankings, and we don’t live in dirtyville so anyway -
here that are...
1) Dick Cheney’s mouth 2) The ‘Eye of Sauron’
3)Jabba-The-Hutt’s grotesque mouth 4) A lemon 5) The knot in a tree
trunk 6) What would a woo-woo list be without a Georgia O’Keefe
painting 7) Some rock and moss (no, not Kate Moss) 8) One of those
hideous ‘bugs’ from ‘Starship Troopers’ 9) Another Georgia O’Keefe
painting because we are getting desperate 10)The forehead of Jason
Alexander’s alien in his ‘Star Trek’ guest appearance.
Dont say that There is only sex in my mind. Just look at the pics and make up your mind. Long live Freud
