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zoebug98 (~Zoe~) Wed Oct 8, 08 12:56 PM

Colonel Zoe (pronounced like Zoey)
kathyhughes283 (kathy) Mon Sep 22, 08 10:58 PM

sorry that hug didn't go through so here is another one

Kathy
kathyhughes283 (kathy) Mon Sep 22, 08 10:55 PM

Hello my friend

I see you have done some changes real nice, hope you are doing well, be safe my friend sending hugs to you from Oregon

Kathy
zoebug98 (~Zoe~) Sun Sep 21, 08 04:43 AM

I hope you are having a relaxing weekend.

Colonel Zoe (pronounced like Zoey)
zoebug98 (~Zoe~) Sun Sep 21, 08 04:42 AM

People who swallow a lot of air fart more than people who don't.

Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.

People even fart shortly after death.

The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is an anal escape of intestinal gas. We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.

Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. The most offensive sugars, known as "flatulence factors" to scientists who research farts, are raffinose, stachiose, and verbascose. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!

Farts burn because they contain methane (sometimes) and hydrogen, both of which are flammable gases.

Farts burn with a blue or yellow flame.

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

Colonel Zoe (pronounced like Zoey)
kathyhughes283 (kathy) Sun Sep 14, 08 11:49 AM

Hello friend

It's been a long time hope you are doing well, take care my friend and my prayers are with you, the very best to you and your family

Kathy
zoebug98 (~Zoe~) Sat Sep 6, 08 06:15 PM

I hope your weekend is awesome!

Colonel Zoe (pronounced like Zoey)
pronaholtz Fri Aug 1, 08 03:05 PM

hi

you have a nice page

We can feel that we cannot see .
kathyhughes283 (kathy) Fri Jul 4, 08 03:36 AM

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Hello my friend

Hope this fines you well and happy have a wonderful weekend take care my friend, and they best to you and your family ver

Kathy
zoebug98 (~Zoe~) Mon Jun 9, 08 10:44 PM

I’m back from my trip to Canada. It was a really long, hard and tiring drive but it was a nice trip though. I even got to see Niagara Falls too. It was spectacular!

Here is a cowgirl cutie. What do you think? LOL!

Colonel Zoe (pronounced like Zoey)

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