Well actually we got takeaways because my wife's at work. Please find following a mouth-watering picture of our dinner:
So Liam moves seats after spilling his fizzy.
"I don't want him sitting next to me!" pipes up his older brother.
"But don't you want to sit next to your loving brother? Liam?"
To which Liam responds "I love you Joseph".
"Well I hate you."
I missed the next few exchanges, but came back in to hear them swapping endearments:
"Female"
"Spider monkey"
"Feral"
"Dummy"
"Shaddup"
etc etc.