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When Ugly goes to Heaven
Size: Large, Medium, Small Mon Nov 17, 08 03:28 PM | Category: Jokes
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".


lol
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SilverMoon58 Tue Nov 18, 08 05:33 AM

Now that was funny!!


monti_84 Tue Nov 18, 08 09:57 AM

cruel motherfucker! LOL...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
lilWH (Shotta) Wed Nov 19, 08 02:30 PM

With all do respect..

I believe everything is created by god..

So there's not such a thing as ugly on this earth..

We all the same..


kevomf (Kevin Onyancha) Wed Nov 19, 08 03:53 PM

i understand how u feel and the joke is in no way meant to underscore religious ideologies.


sanjay120 (sanjay) Fri Nov 21, 08 07:25 AM

ugly guy has ugly idea.........


abrighella Sat Nov 22, 08 03:02 AM

The last one wasn't only ugly... but ..also mean...

And by the way... the beauty is in the eye of the beholder ... so, who knows ?!... what is gorgeous for some might be ugly for others...

Have a great day!


bitfantom Mon Nov 24, 08 06:09 AM

I love when ppl take a good joke and overanalyze it. The point of the joke that i get is that the last guy knew that vanity was pointless in heaven and was teaching the rest that point. The guy you call cruel is probably the only one deserving to be there.

Hilarious!!!


bitfantom Mon Nov 24, 08 08:08 AM

I love when ppl take a good joke and overanalyze it. The point of the joke that i get is that the last guy knew that vanity was pointless in heaven and was teaching the rest that point. The guy you call cruel is probably the only one deserving to be there.

Hilarious!!!


zoebug98 (~Zoe~) Mon Nov 24, 08 07:45 PM

Funny joke.

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