A
book of epic failures.
Field
manual on failing and perspectives upon
Chapter
1
A
quick introduction to epic failures.
Particulary
everyone in their career failed at least once. Either it was an epic failure,
or minor one, the point is the same. It`s still failure, isn`t it ? But, the
main target of failures, is to take a lesson from them. You got shocked b
electricity ? Next time, don`t put your damn hand into the socket. Got hit by
car ? Look before passing through road. Got slapped by girl ? Then don`t spank
her ass gain. Simple as that. Without doing our little mistakes, we couldn`t
take lessons from them, therefore we would still be primal apes, living
somewhere in the caverns, wondering how the hell we can reach next evolution
level. Following the topic, I feel privileged to use a quote of Wavy gravy ‘’,,Mistakes
are good.. We like mistakes. Mistakes mean that we are humans.``. Anyway, I`m
glad you`re still reading. Means I`m not so bad uhuhu ! Okey, let`s skip the
asslicking part, and get over the proper topic.
Okey, so, you`ve probably made some mistakes to this point. I
don`t really care what failures it were so far, but I`m pretty sure you`re not
proud of them. And to be honest, that`s wrong ! You should be happy of the fact
actually. Come on, look on it from wider perspective. Today you fail, tomorrow,
uhm, you`ll try to not fail. And in some weeks, maybe you`ll not fail at all ! Yes,
that`s correct, you`ve learned on your mistakes, and now you can fail somewhere
else. That`s a proper attitude of person, which is evolving, not in term of
developing a tail, or some other nasty body parts, but in personality. Your
personality is usually a key to success, and however you`ll use it, you will
gain at least small profit. No, I`m not talking about cash or something
similiar. Rather about your little lessons of what you shouldn`t do in closest future.
So well, fasten your seatbelt, and get
prepared for a almost-quick-and-close-to-relaxing-manual of how to live, how to
die, and how to get prepared for organs donation !
Chapter
II
Being
aware of failure.
Okey, so, how to recognize
we`ve failed ? Simple and easy. Let`s say, I wanted to get from point A to the
point B, but all of sudden, I find myself in a party full of gays, which is going
to evolve into some mass traffic orgy. Where did I fail ? Did I fail on the
way, or maybe I`ve chosen wrong doors ? Maybe whole world has failed, in
allowing me to go there, or maybe some ku klux klan guys failed, by letting the
homos live ?
First of all, look on whole
case with that neutral look. Not with anger, sadness, madness, sickness,
jealousy, bravery, lack of intelligence, horny look, but with crystal clear
look. If you`ll look on the issue with any other approach then neutral analytic
one, you`re going to get a big 0 in the end. And I assume, you want to have at
least score of one .
Analysis is a key to the
success, once more I`ll say that, so you can get it in and through your mind.
Okey, let`s skip the complaining part. Now, we will concentrate on short
description, on what questions you should ask to yourself.
1. Did I fail ? – Most
important one, isn`t it ?
2. How big the fail is ? – Check whether it was
epic, big, medium, small, minor or which may be intriguing, fail not at all.
3. Why did I fail ? – Lack of
selfconfidece/skills/preparation needed/talents/look/any other criteria which I
didn`t list here due to my laziness.
4. Who did I hurt with my failure ? – Not a surprise
I guess, because usually, with our fails we hurt someone. Maybe not your
relative/close friend, but someone for sure. And if not someone, then you`ve
for sure hurt yourself. If not, you should feel lucky-lucky !
5. What point of my
sinister plan were wrong ? – Important question, although it seems to be
usually asked by criminals or bridge constructors. Always look on your plan in
details, not in wider look. That`s will help to find a weak chain in your link,
and correct the bad thingie before it`s too
late.
6. What can I do, to avoid that in future ? –
That`s the most important thing. Something like heliocentric chart. You should
always ask this question to yourself. A-L-W-A-Y-S. No matter what failure it
was, do it A-L-W-A-Y-S. Put it deep into your mind, as it`s really, really
important question. Making yourself better usually means getting world better,
thus you can help those little Israel guys to stop fighting with their Palestinian
friends hohoho, jolly Christmas !
