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Between a Teacher and His Students.
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sun Aug 10, 08 05:35 PM | Category: Fun
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Hello Friends..

read about those students answers with ther teacher.

 

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Teacher : "Which is more important to us** the sun or the moon

Pupil : "The moon

Teacher : "Why

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested"

Pupil : "A teacher" .

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Teacher : "Sam** you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean"

Sam : "Sir** my grandpa was a street hawker** my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother"

Sam : "She's a woman".

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Teacher : "Now** children** if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him** what virtue would I be showing"

Student : "Brotherly love".

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Teacher : "Now** Sam** tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating"

Sam : "No sir** I don't have to** my mom is a good cook".

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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE"

One Student : "Sir** my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

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Hop You like it ...




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googooo (sharon) Mon Aug 11, 08 01:22 AM

laught


legendaryamz Sun Sep 14, 08 01:43 AM

hop you always laught.

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Tue Aug 12, 08 08:49 AM

very funny...

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legendaryamz Sun Sep 14, 08 01:45 AM

thanks

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monti_84 Tue Aug 12, 08 03:49 PM

...the brotherly love one is hilarious...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
legendaryamz Sun Sep 14, 08 01:47 AM

you are right

thanks

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Guest Mon Aug 18, 08 04:45 AM

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legendaryamz Sun Sep 14, 08 01:48 AM

thanks

But the picture hasn't appear

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jaguarxjk (Darkness) Tue Aug 26, 08 04:49 AM

very funny


jaguarxjk (Darkness) Tue Aug 26, 08 04:50 AM

i mend this pic


legendaryamz Sun Sep 14, 08 01:49 AM

hheheheeeeheheehhehheeeee

No problim man

thanks for your comment

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IvJorell Wed Nov 19, 08 03:53 AM

Great

sorry only that i am not in high-school


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