Pussy Cat
Once there was a pussy cat,
Whose name was Phatipat;
Her legs were very short,
And her head was like a hat.
She paid her friend a visit,
Then they began to chat;
She wanted to take a seat,
But her butt was way too big.
Her waist was forty-eight,
And she was way too fat;
She needed a diet,
To lose some major weight.
Poor Phatipat,
feeling all so lost;
She knew she was over-weight,
But she loved to eat.
Her friend gave her a list,
Of what not to eat;
The list broke her heart,
And this diet plan she quit.
One beautiful night,
She dated with a male cat;
Who said she looked great,
Because she was not fat.
She felt awesome at first,
But later she soon figured out;
That his waist was eighty-eight,
Boy was she upset.
