Man is being brought to the hospital. Nurse on reception asks him:
Nurse: "Married?"
Man: "No. Car accident".
What's love?
- When you find out that your girlfriend is cheating on you and you don't won't to tell her that you know, 'cause you don't want to hurt her
- When you love cockroaches just because they live in her apartmant
How can you tell that your marriage is over? Your wife has made bullet of the wedding ring.
- If you want to keep a secret, tell it to a lier. Even if he says it to someone else, they won't believe'im.
- "I am antiquarian"
"Yes, I know. I saw your wife"
