Hot blond comes to motel and asks the owner: „Do
you have a spare room?“
Owner: „Well, you can take my room, and I’ll sleep
here on this chair. It’ll be 10$“
She gives him 10$ and goes to the room. Ten minutes
later, car stopped in front of the motel, and 4 monks got in.
Monks: „Do you have a spare room?“
Owner: „I just rented the last one to some girl“
Monks: „Well, we are Gods men, we’ll make some agreement
with the girl“
Owner: „Ok. If she lets you, room will cost you 10$
each“
They left to the room. After five minutes, 4
gangsters entered the motel. Owner sent them to the same room. The moment they
got into room, a cowboy came into the motel: his skin perfectly tanned, with
perfectly formed musles. He asks for the room, and owner sent him to the same
room.
Next morning, gangsters got up first. They had black circles under their
eyes, like they had no sleep at all. They walked to the bar, took coca-cola and
left. After few minutes, monks came out of the room, looking as tired as
gangsters. Thery ordered coca-cola and left. Cowboy came out of the room,
looking all fresh and rested, with his smile streched from one ear to the
other. Walked to the bar, took whiskey and left. Hot blond got out of the room
last, looking so fresh, and smiling. She took whiskey and left.
Dolazi neka devojka u gostionicu i pita za sobu.
„Imam samo još moju sobu. Možeš da je uzmeš za $10, a ja ću da spavam na šanku“.
Devojka uzme sobu. Deset minuta kasnije staju kola ispod gostionice i iz njih
izlaze četiri popa. Ulaze, traže sobu. „Sad sam izdao poslednju sobu jednoj
devojci“ „Mi smo božji ljudi. Možda možemo da se dogovorimo sa devojkom da
spavamo na podu“ „To će vas svakog
koštati po $10, pa ako ona pristane...“. Odu oni u sobu. Posle pet minuta
zaustavljaju se još jedna kola i iz njih izlaze neki gangsteri. I njih gostioničar
pošalje u istu sobu. Posle njih dolazi i neki kauboj: preplanule boje kože,
atletski građen, biserno belih zuba...Pošalje i njega u istu sobu. Ujutro, prvi
silaze gangsteri. Podočnjaci do kolena, kao da celu noć oka nisu sklopili. Dođu
do šanka, uzmu koka-kolu i odu. Posle njih siđu popovi. Isto izgledaju
neispavani. Dođu do šanka, uzmu koka-kolu i odu. Silazi kauboj, izgleda sveže
odmoren, osmeh od uha do uha. Dolazi do šanka, uzme viski i ode. Zadnja izlazi
devojka: sveže ispavana, sa osmehom na licu. Uzima viski i odlazi.
What’s the conclusion?
Šta je zaključak?
8 of 10 people drinks
coca-cola
Osmoro od desetoro ljudi pije koka-kolu.
