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i havent seen it but i vote anything u got, cause u upload so often;))

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.

Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.

Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"

The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."

"Comfortable?" the guy questions.

"Yes, you see she reads slow."

i have windows firewall disabled. i get a yellow light.What could i do to unblock it?

Untrue!! I dont lick my coffeepot, i simply refill it;)))Funny posts, man, ill be back for more:)))

vote for brightman,i like her voice;

lol

I Hve this hanged on my door..IT DOES NOT WORK ,people.

I like your manipulative attitude:click on it, you know you want it lol:)) like candy to a baby.

I usually play just for fun, but some games are horrible! u play for 5 minutes, 5 minutes turn in to 5 days and 5 days into 5 weeks...the world spins the house starts looking like a garage sale and u cannot get off the f..ing chair. i ve known people addicted to lineage from about 6 years and when they take their dates to drink a beer..they go to a virtual one.and there s more like that..but im not addicted. i have a normal life)

ps:i remembered i haven't touched my sims 2 in a week,( i swore if i touch it i would punish myself by deleting all of it )and i cant, until next month , till my project is finished..must...play...must...hhhhh..play must...feel..like god...must...play...sims...

lol:))i liked this:

Passed Away

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take

the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

YOU SHOULD BE VERY,VERY , VERY ASHAMED for apologising;)))we breathe, live and feed on science .Even complete idiots .We are all using its products.im not a genious in maths, but i think we are all aware of its importance.cool post, we should learn about it.i know 5 years old that think mom and dad create their food, their games and their favourite cartoon.We should teach kids to stop idolising parents, and start idolising science. (AND KIDS, THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS,ITS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO BE OMPNIPRESENT ,AND DO ALL THAT DELIVERING IN A FEW HOURS! MUHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!)

interesting

I read many of this kind of books.Some of them funny, some of them dumb.But i wouldn't call them"good".Its psychology.If you suggest someone the right way ,he will change.Its kind of brainwashing. Some of them even tell u how many times a day to smile a day.If i add these to my favourite books, i should consider to ad a big fat book of behavioural psychology,cause its pretty much the same, only more pages to read in it.

Oh, wait , i got it.

It looks pretty good, but i dont see the download link.

Good post. As defense, i eat whatever i happen to have layng around, to spare time.Food's like batteries, it keeps u alive:)

I m afraid of hights alltogether.If theres a building and im on the roof, i only feel far far away from the edge...wich kinda reminds me i should't get on the roof in the 1st place;))

ye, been there..