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wow they really dotted the i:)) loved the cain and abel theory.

have u started eatin'yet?

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not as gross, but i dont want u to starve. ill wait till after dinner to show u a real case of a living brain coverer in worms(a guy who had an ingrown hair infectd and wouldnt go to the doctor)

A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

Sick joke:

Two starving bums

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat.

He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.

He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"

"Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"

The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.

A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat."

And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.

The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!!!"

october:* Very opinionated , * Bad tempered , ok but romantic???ugh.

if we knew how we get the ideas, wouldn't we have progressed with artificial intelligence allready?:)

i see the dancer clockwise , but her boobies dont move.

hahah im afraid if u tag their head they tag ure ass. your pain will be bigger, because some of heir heads are plastic.

not better than anyone else. just theire problems bigger than everyone else's. in fact, humans are supposes to be down everyonce in a while. it is NOT abnormal not to be cheery all the time, but given that modern people supposedly, are equipped with all these things to improve our life, we think we have all the reasons to feel good. it's a very normal thing to be sad once in a while, thats exactly why we dont need to be drama queens: cause its not the end of the world, and who likes to be down, will stay there and make it look monumentally painful. some will stay there to receive the pity, some for the attention, some because they dont know any better.(and being a 14 year old kid , healthy with, shelter, food, clothing and parents to support all that ,

who thinks hes the most unhappy person on earth is a bit exagerated,isnt it?)

i read the bird in the the tree:)))

pretty neat choices. and not to mention joe satriani(personal favourite on my top lists) and the chilled/disruptive melange of songs. i weirdly combine totally different kinds of sounds in my playlist , so i guess im not the only one putting opera next to metal:P

i just saw u posted this. good think it all got better.its kind of sweet of u to try to restore good spirit. i guess, as grown ups, we should be able to fix our own mistakes.:)

i like it.its clean, u have an interesting banner on top and the text is readable. not stressing for the eye ,clear and minimal.u could sneak in one bit of colour to center the attention in one spot, but other than that its one of the few pages i can actually read good;))

gosh, i used to love this song. now i also have fun with it. for example, try replacing every "baby" with "atomic bomb", and re-read it;)))

bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! ;))) my feelings about romance in a picture!!:) what will they portray next??

wow!