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A woman comes home to her husband and said: "Remember all the headaches that we have had in recent years? Well, not anymore
"You have a headache?" husband asks, "What happened?"
Wife replies: "One of my friends recommended me to a hypnotist .. He told me to stand before a mirror, staring at me myself and I repeat 'I have no headache, no I have no headache, I have no headache. " And it worked!
Headaches are gone ..
The husband replied, "Well, is extraordinary."
The woman said: "You know, you do not have too was a" macho "to bed in recent years. Why do not you go to the hypnotist and see if you can not help this problem?
Her husband agreed to try.
After consultation, the husband comes home, break their clothes, their arms raised to his wife and a lead in the bedroom.
A place on the bed and says: "Do not move, right back."
He goes in the bathroom, returns after a few minutes and jumping on the bed and make passionate love his wife as no longer had done before.
His wife is astonished: "Boy, that was great!"
The man tells him: "Do not move, right back."
Return to the bathroom, sit a few minutes, returns to the bedroom and the second round was even better than the first time.
Wife still dizzy and ecstatic.
The man tells him again: "Do not move, right back." And returns and bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there in the bathroom, sees standing in front of the mirror and
repeating: "It is not my wife. It is not my wife. It is not my wife ...!!!  

    Note:

Husband's burial and the funeral will take place tomorrow !!!!!!!!

1. Give people more than they expect and do it with joy.
2. Marry a man / woman you love to chat. As you get older, to make conversation skills will be important.
3. Do not believe everything you hear, spend all you and sleep when you want.
4. When you say 'I love you' so be it.
5. When you say 'Sorry' look man in the eye.
6. You became engaged at least six months before you marry ..
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Do not laugh at someone's dreams. People who not have dreams, not too many.
9. Long and passionate love. You can be hurt, but the only way to live fully.
10 .. In disputes, fight fair. Do not give names.
11. Do not judge people by their relationships.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13! .... When someone asks you a question you do not know the answer, smile and ask: Why do you know? "
14. Remember that great love and great achievements at risk behavior.
15 .. Say 'Cheers' when you hear someone sneezind
16. When you lose, do not lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three 'R': Respect yourself, Respect others, Responsibility for all your shares.
18. Do not let a little dispute to ruin a great friendship.
19. When you realize you made a mistake, try to correct it immediately.
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice

  It take 12 months and are cleaned of bitterness, pride, hatred, envy, fear, irritability and stress. It is divided 28-31 days each month, as applicable, such as stores to get exactly 1 year! Each day we prepare separately: 1 part work, part 1 silence, 1 part humor. It adds 3 tablespoons optimism, 1 teaspoon tolerance, common sense and a dust ... a drop of hope! Over dough thus obtained is then poured plenty of love ... Ready-made preparation to sit on the plate and it beautifies the leaflet of courage and confidence. It is served daily, with joy, with a cup of coffee every morning! This recipe not be reversed, it is free and open to transmit from human to human, accompanied by the wish: A lavish New Year and good rude health, happiness and abundance absolutely!

 In this post I will present you the great shame of the Romanian people: the assassination of President Ceausescu and shi wafe.After a summary process [lasted less than two hours] they were sentenced to death.The lawers automatically became accusers and were not defence.Shi had no chance of also not been given a chance to recurs.I consider that neither the worst of us can be killed like a dog .

                       Minute process

December 25, 1989 - garrison Targoviste
Judge Gica POPA
A voice: A glass of water!

COURT: Please sit down. We are facing a people's court.

CEAUSESCU: not recognize any court outside the Grand National Assembly.

COURT: Grand National Assembly was abolished. The new organ of power is another.

CEAUSESCU: coup can not be recognized.

THE COURT: We judge by the new law adopted by the National Salvation Front. Please get up standing, defendant.

CEAUSESCU: Read the Constitution of the country.

THE COURT: I read it, we know not to give you any indications and read the country's constitution. We know better than you who do not have adhered to it.

CEAUSESCU: I will answer any questions.

PROSECUTOR: I PROSECUTOR, Nicholas Bucharest Bar and Advocate Lucescu, Constantine the Bucharest Bar Association. We are the ones who are expected to protect the two defendants that appear before the Military Tribunal. Please give my approval to contact the two.

COURT: Excuse me, two minutes.

Advocate: Mr. Ceausescu, the chance to say what will be called to do, is a legally constituted court. Your body that you raised was disbanded by force the people, by the will of the Romanian people. If you understand please tell us what you do understand this defense? It is a moral obligation to you, please stand up, whether you agree or not. Because it is still a legally constituted court.

(PROSECUTOR Nicholas is in a discussion with Nicolae Ceausescu, but it......

 And still was not that bad in romanis comunista.It ensure the right to schooling [where needed and in minority languages cohabiting], the right to work, to health, to housing.
 The canal Danube-Black Sea, after a decade of effort was put into service. It was started Danube-Bucharest canal. The works on this canal was abandoned in 1990. Have been put into service more irrigation channels. Efforts were made to improve the railway system through electrification of several main lines and the creation of a modern traffic control.        Increased the number of hydroelectric plants (the most important being the Iron Gates on the Danube) and was started to build nuclear power plant in Cernavoda. Maritime fleet has become one of the largest in the world, equipped with ships built in several shipyards, the most important being that of Constanta. It was built a new sea port, Port Constanta Sud-Agigea. The country was built more plants of the machine building industry, chemical and oil processing.In this post you sheep try to introduce some of the achievements of the Romanian people during communism.
 I mention this way that I not was a member PCR and even now not part of any one political party

  Communism is the product of late-term national regime Gheorghiu-Dej and the targeted system legitimacy in terms of his first attempts of detachment from under Moscow. Repudiated the years of Stalinism, labeled a product of culture and ideology of bourgeois nationalism was crushed by the communist internationalism. Decade VI was dramatically Romanian culture and spirituality. Leading exponents of the culture wars do not apucasera pact with the devil, were placed on the index, and some even murdered. Cultural orientation towards the West, which constitute major historical direction in the last century and to which we owe to modernize Romania conceptual reinforcement was interrupted brutally. All humanities disciplines that înflorisera the interwar years - such as sociology, philosophy, historiography, psychology, economics - were either destroyed or diverted by the criteria of primitive jdanovismului - cultural variant of Stalinism. The mid-50s, the system experienced a first breach in the Stalinist orthodoxy, accepting a number of old scholars in research institutes. Even if they will make many concessions to the regime, without their guidance, it is difficult to imagine training a young generation of intellectuals in the early 60s 1. The new nationalism, better curb the Stalinist orthodoxy, was to nutreasca broadly, from the old one. At first glance, is a contradiction in terms: the Bucharest regime preserve ideological obedience, but launches themes and then even a nationalist program.

  The Romanian case will evolve in a distinct way compared to other experiences in the East. Let us note, first, that nationalism has a strong echo in politics and culture of the interwar period, both the plateau intelligentsia and the crowd at 2. Work of national construction, based on the idea of specific and common identity of the inhabitants of the Romanian territory, had initially given a cultural dimension, the creation of the Romanian elites of eighteenth and......

  Legend says that the settlement of Bucharest was founded by a shepherd named Bucur. According to another version, most likely, Bucharest was founded by Mircea the Old, in the late fourteenth century.
  On June 13 1458, Vlad Tepes give a note in Latin, in using the term "juxta fluvium Acque Domboviche" - meaning "near the water Dambovita" - which refers, in all probability, in Bucharest
  The first document attesting to precisely and clearly belongs to Bucharest as royal residence throughout Vlad's chancellery. This is about glory and a written decree issued on September 20 1459.
  Citadel of Dambovita, as it appears in the first years the city had a strategic role, planning to watch over the road stretching from Targsor in Giurgiu, where there is an Ottoman garrison.
in a short time, October 14 1465, Bucharest was chosen by Radu the Handsome (man too left the Turks, the brother and enemy of Dracula) as a royal residence
  In times of Vlad Vintila (nicknamed Prince Braga) and that of Radu Paisius (1535-1545), are issued in Bucharest many documents
  Between 1558-1559, the Court is built-Old Princely Church, founded by Prince Mircea Shepherd. The church is the oldest place of worship preserved in its original form in Bucharest
  In 1659, under the reign of George Ghica, Bucharest became the capital of the Romanian Country and begins to be upgraded.
  In 1661, when the first roads paved with river stones, and in 1694 founded the first higher education institution, the Royal Academy
  In 1702, Constantin Brancoveanu built palace  Mogosoaia current Brancoveanu feudal art museum. Palace, but its atenantele, host exhibitions of contemporary art today
  In 1704, he being, at the initiative of the backrest Mihai Cantacuzino Hospital Colt. In a short time in Bucharest is developing economically and recorded a significant increase craftsmen, organized in guilds (the tailors, shoemakers,furriers.........

                                MALE  MARKETING

1]YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.YOU GO TO IT AND SAY:" I'M VERY GOOD IN BED." THAT'S DIRECT MARKETING.

2]YOU ARE AT A PARTY WITH SOME FRIEND AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.ONE OF FRIENDS GOES TO HIM AND SAY POINTING AT YOU:" THAT GAY IS VERY GOOD IN BED." THAT'S ADVERTISING.

3]YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.YOU GO TO IT AND ASK FOR A PHONE NUMBER.AFTER A DAY CALL HER AND TELL:" I'M VERY GOOD IN BED." THIS IS TELEMARKETING.

4]YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.YOU RECOGNISE THE GIRL,GO TO IT AND REFRESH THE GIRL MEMORY:" REMEMBER WATH PURPOSE I'M IN BED." THIS IS COSTUMER RELATIONSHIP MANAGEMENY.

5]YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.YOU GO TO IT AND INVITE HERE TO DRINK SOMETHING ,YOU CONFIRMED THEM DRESS,TELL HOW GOOD IT SMELLSE,PROVIDE A CIGARETTE AND SAY:" I'M VERRY GOOD IN BED." THIS IS RELATIONS WITH PUBLIC.

6]YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.YOU NEAR AND TELL:" I'M VERY GOOD IN BED" AND SHOW SWELLING OF JEANS. THIS ID MERCHANDISING.

7]YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND A SUPER GIRL COMES TO YOU AND SAYS:"I HER YOU ARE VERY GOOD IN BED." THIS THE POWER OF THE BRAND.

                FEMALE  MARKETING

YOU ARE AT A PARTY AND SEE A SUPER GIRL.SHI COME TO YOU AND SAY:" I'M VERY GOOD IN BED AND HANG ALL NIGHT NONSTOP. THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING AND PUNISHEG ACCORDING TO THE LAW.

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