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Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Apr 12, 08 04:18 AM | Category: Short Story
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor :
You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student    :
Yes, sir.
Professor :
So you Believe in GOD ?
Student    :
Absolutely, sir.
Professor :
Is GOD Good ?
Student    :
Sure.
Professor :
Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student    :
Yes.

Professor :
My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
                   Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill.
                   But GOD didn't.
                   How is this GOD Good then ? Hmm ?

( Student is silent )

 
Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
                   Let's start again, Young Fella.
                   Is GOD Good ?
Student    :
Yes.
Professor :
Is Satan good ?
Student    :
No..
Professor :
Where does Satan come from ?
Student    :
From . . . GOD . . .
Professor :
That's right.
                   Tell me son, is there evil in this World ?
Student    :
Yes.
Professor :
Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
                   And GOD did make Everything. Correct ?
Student    :
Yes.
Professor :
So who created evil ?

( Student does not answer )


Professor :
Is there Sickness ? Immorality ? Hatred ? Ugliness ?
                   All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they ?
Student    :
Yes, sir.

Professor :
So, who Created them ?
 
( Student has no answer )
 
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
                   Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD ?
Student    :
No, sir.
Professor :
Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD ?
Student    :
No , sir.
Professor :
Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD ?
                   Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter ?
Student    :
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor :
Yet you still Believe in HIM ?
Student    : Yes.
Professor :
According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
                   What do you say to that, son ?
Student    :
Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor :
Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student    :
Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?
Professor :
Yes.
Student    :
And is there such a thing as Cold ?
Professor :
Yes.
Student    :
No sir. There isn't.

( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )


Student    :
Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold..
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student    : What about Darkness, Professor ? Is there such a thing as Darkness ?
Professor :
Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness ?
Student    :
You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light Constantly, you have Nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it ?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you ?

Professor :
So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student    :
Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
Professor :
Flawed ? Can you explain how ?
Student    :
Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.  
Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey ?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student    :
Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir ?

( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )


Student    :
Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
                   cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
                   are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir ?
                   Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher ?

( The Class is in Uproar )


Student    :
Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain ?

( The Class breaks out into Laughter )


Student    :
Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it ? . . .
                   No one appears to have done so.
                   So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that
                   you have No Brain, sir.
                   With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir ?

( The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable


Professor :
I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student    :
That is it sir . . .
                   the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
                   That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .

you'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you ? . . .
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH

 


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alaguther48 (Superfly) Fri May 2, 08 05:10 AM

Love the post Michi. Cause for much debate. I was raised a Christien and still follow my faith and I'm raising my children as Christians. I believe in science and I understand that there is no science to prove anything about a God. But I think anything that helps people make the right chioces in life and help people through the tough times can't be that bad. Right or wrong. Mind you I know some very nice athiast and some religions get people stonned to death for having sex, so what do I know?!?!?! I just know that believing in God sure helps me face my inevidable death, and allows me to enjoy the days I have left here with my loved one.

SUPERFLY AL G.
Ichisanno (Michi) Sat May 17, 08 01:42 PM

Yup!

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abha Thu May 8, 08 05:01 PM

Great 1 Bro ...

Its Only Faith that keeps the World Rotating ....


Ichisanno (Michi) Sat May 17, 08 01:43 PM

oooo

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joedoef Thu May 8, 08 11:16 PM

Nice Story.....! Thank you

voted.


Ichisanno (Michi) Sat May 17, 08 01:44 PM

you're Welcome...

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Steven_Cojocaru (Steven) Sat May 10, 08 04:51 PM

So nice, i've heard this many times, esspacialy when they say about the Bible, i could add one more thing at what the student say: that there is a light generator but there isn't a darkness generator, cheers mate, u've got my vote

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Ichisanno (Michi) Sat May 17, 08 01:45 PM

Yup!

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mssj7000 (sami) Mon May 19, 08 12:47 AM

awsome post dude...much can be said but little is heard

here and there...
Ichisanno (Michi) Mon Apr 6, 09 09:41 AM

ooo

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brianrob (littleb) Thu Jun 5, 08 08:38 AM

Monti is of course completely right, just because science cant explain everything now, it doesn't mean it won't in the future. people used to think that the world was flat, science proved otherwise. God was invented by educated, clever men who wanted to control other men. They used religion as a pretext for wars. Germany thought God was on their side in WW1&2. So did everyone else involved, God was used as a tool to make the people fight and die for those twats at the top. It is still used now, Take Iraq for example. Sunnis killing Shia'sand vise versa. Even in England Henry 8th made his own church so he could do as he saw fit, Catholic Christians were hunted like pigs, tortured and murdered for not conforming to his Church. The list goes on and on.. Good post Mate certainly causes debate!!!

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Ichisanno (Michi) Mon Apr 6, 09 09:41 AM

hehe tq

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fujiwarano_sai (shindo_hikaru) Sat Jul 12, 08 11:43 PM

This is quite funny!! haha

I like it!!!

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All work and no play make Jack a dull boy!! haha
Ichisanno (Michi) Mon Apr 6, 09 09:42 AM

huhu uuu

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marsgirl (Masako) Fri Aug 7, 09 05:00 PM

I like this post! really, enjoying it!

Some of Your words really can affect,so sometimes be serious and take responsibility.

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