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Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Apr 12, 08 04:18 AM | Category: Short Story
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor :
You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student    :
Yes, sir.
Professor :
So you Believe in GOD ?
Student    :
Absolutely, sir.
Professor :
Is GOD Good ?
Student    :
Sure.
Professor :
Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student    :
Yes.

Professor :
My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
                   Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill.
                   But GOD didn't.
                   How is this GOD Good then ? Hmm ?

( Student is silent )

 
Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
                   Let's start again, Young Fella.
                   Is GOD Good ?
Student    :
Yes.
Professor :
Is Satan good ?
Student    :
No..
Professor :
Where does Satan come from ?
Student    :
From . . . GOD . . .
Professor :
That's right.
                   Tell me son, is there evil in this World ?
Student    :
Yes.
Professor :
Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
                   And GOD did make Everything. Correct ?
Student    :
Yes.
Professor :
So who created evil ?

( Student does not answer )


Professor :
Is there Sickness ? Immorality ? Hatred ? Ugliness ?
                   All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they ?
Student    :
Yes, sir.

Professor :
So, who Created them ?
 
( Student has no answer )
 
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
                   Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD ?
Student    :
No, sir.
Professor :
Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD ?
Student    :
No , sir.
Professor :
Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD ?
                   Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter ?
Student    :
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor :
Yet you still Believe in HIM ?
Student    : Yes.
Professor :
According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
                   What do you say to that, son ?
Student    :
Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor :
Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student    :
Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?
Professor :
Yes.
Student    :
And is there such a thing as Cold ?
Professor :
Yes.
Student    :
No sir. There isn't.

( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )


Student    :
Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold..
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student    : What about Darkness, Professor ? Is there such a thing as Darkness ?
Professor :
Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness ?
Student    :
You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light Constantly, you have Nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it ?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you ?

Professor :
So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student    :
Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
Professor :
Flawed ? Can you explain how ?
Student    :
Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.  
Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey ?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student    :
Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir ?

( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )


Student    :
Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
                   cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
                   are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir ?
                   Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher ?

( The Class is in Uproar )


Student    :
Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain ?

( The Class breaks out into Laughter )


Student    :
Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it ? . . .
                   No one appears to have done so.
                   So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that
                   you have No Brain, sir.
                   With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir ?

( The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable


Professor :
I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student    :
That is it sir . . .
                   the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
                   That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .

you'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you ? . . .
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH

 


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impendingdoom7 (zimm) Wed Apr 16, 08 08:30 AM

very good i'm not going to say yes or to no to there being a god. but if you look back in to history the church and god is every where. they have started wars all over the world some which have never stopped, destroyed civilizations and even records for example the bible which is said to be a historical document but there is so much removed no mention from Jesus wife Mary but it was said the she was a prostitute. strange and then there is America the land of the free but what does it say on there money? in god we trust. democracy??? do they just do what they do for oil or the church. but i did read it it and enjoy it but i would never take it to heart the book is just to me full of story's some of which i herd as a child. more of a guide. do unto others as you would have done your self

Well they don't seem to be making me sick. You know this actually might be a good way to build a tolerance to the humans filthy food.
Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 19, 08 12:45 PM

Cheers to you.

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kraculy Thu Apr 17, 08 11:17 AM

Elementary, My Dear Michi.

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Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 19, 08 12:46 PM

Thanks for voted and comment.

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Ichisanno (Michi) Mon Apr 21, 08 01:49 AM

mmm,

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seemsr (ellen) Mon Apr 21, 08 05:04 AM

I really enjoyed

voted

...Just to make you smile...
Ichisanno (Michi) Tue Apr 22, 08 01:07 AM

My Pleasure.

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DraxiusKing (Drax) Tue Apr 22, 08 12:01 PM

You are very wise, i'm thinking beyond your years, you have and share great wisdom, never stop.

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Ichisanno (Michi) Tue Apr 22, 08 12:08 PM

My pleasure.

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VioletShimmer (Wonderland) Wed Apr 23, 08 11:20 AM

Very interesting. I don't personaly believe in god. I am however open to religous ideas but i make my own views on the world.

There might be someone higher out there in the world but then who made him or her. If the world needs a creator wouldn't someone powerful enough to create the world need one too.

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Ichisanno (Michi) Thu Apr 24, 08 05:19 AM

My pleasure.

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Anorseeker (Anor) Sat Apr 26, 08 03:31 AM

"There might be someone higher out there in the world but then who made him or her. If the world needs a creator wouldn't someone powerful enough to create the world need one too."

I tought the excatly same thing but when you thing it if there is a God Maker then there sould be one who made one too and this could go to infinity. And ?f someone more powerfull than god exist then she/he would be God. I think it is not god to call "she/he" but forgive my english I couldn2t find right phrase.But think this if you want absulute power then you must be alone if there is a partner or equal then your power couldn't absulute...

We are not a earthworm since we became butterfly which wonder through the sky
Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 26, 08 11:12 PM

mmm, good thinking.

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zord_el (zord) Sat Apr 26, 08 03:03 AM

thanks.. opened my mind on something again.. very much appreciate it..


Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 26, 08 11:14 PM

My pleasure.

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Anorseeker (Anor) Sat Apr 26, 08 03:23 AM

it is realy a good one . ?t is unfortunate that the faith is only begining of getting closer the God. As you all know there are many kind of religion. Since there could be only one God it is a big question which is the right one :) Each beliver of a religion has faith in it. What I try to say just like our other senses our faith as well could be wrong. Then how could I find the truth that's the question...

We are not a earthworm since we became butterfly which wonder through the sky
Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 26, 08 11:15 PM

The answer is beyond the time of wisdom.

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Anorseeker (Anor) Sat Apr 26, 08 03:37 AM

I guess it deserves a vote :D

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Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 26, 08 11:16 PM

Thank you.

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abood_jarrar (abood) Sat Apr 26, 08 04:04 PM

OMG i have one like him but in arabic

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Ichisanno (Michi) Sat Apr 26, 08 11:17 PM

Sound good.

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