Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ~ Lisa Simpson
Love: Two minds without a single thought ~ Philip Barry
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. ~ Unknown Author
True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it. ~ La Rochefoucauld
The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~ Dan Greenburg
Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~ Don Foster and Susan Beavers
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ~ Oscar Wilde
The hottest love has the coldest end. ~ Socrates
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. ~ Henry Louis Mencken
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~ Author Unknown
