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The Belluci Scale To Rate Women: Sexist Stuff...Women Keep Away
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Jun 14, 08 02:46 AM | Category: All
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So now that I can not make a serious music post with song samples because of the fucking auditing system (FUCK THE AUDITING SYSTEM YET AGAIN!!), I decided to post some idiotic stuff that will piss off women all around, just for fun...This is what I call "The Belluci Scale" and it is the one I created to rate women BASED PURELY ON PHISICAL APPEARANCE. The scale does not give a shit if the woman is a rocket scientist or if she can not say a complete sentence right, it is only based on looks.

 

As in any scale, we need a model to compare other women with, so in this case the perfect woman (a 10) will be Monica Belluci, to me the best looking girl alive (go figure!, she isn´t even goth...hehe). She has the pretty face, sexy look, hot lips, great body and adequate height.

 

 

I consider her to be perfect looking because she is hot but she can also be cute. Let´s clear up those two concepts:

 

Hot: a girl who raises the rawest and more pure animal instincts in men and lesbians, you just want to have sex with a hot girl, not even words required.

 

Cute: A girl so gorgeous that you can not stop looking at her, men and lesbians would want to have sex with a cute girl but they can see themselves in a relationship with her and if given the right amount of drugs, even get married with her.

 

The other terms used in the scale are self explanatory.

 

So here is the scale and some examples to get you a clearer idea...women can leave their hate comments at the end of the post...ask me if I fucking care...

 

 The Belluci Scale To Rate Women

 

Rate

Description

1

Ugly + Evolutionary Error = Imperfect

2

Abhorrent

3

Ugly

4

Slightly under average

5

Average

6

Slightly above average

7

Good Looking

8

Hot

9

Cute

10

Hot + Cute = Perfect

 

Examples:

  Note: For more examples look at the pics that my kind friends leave in my guestbook, the girls in the pics will be rated according to this scale...

 

 

1

 

2

 

 3

 

4

 

ugly-betty-03-2006-11-23

 

 5

 6

 

Angelina-Jolie 

 

 7

 

 

8

 

9 

 

  Amarantha014

 

10 

 

 

Needless to say that this is a post inttended to provide me with some fun while doing it and nothing more...  


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SPAWN31 (SPAWN) Mon Jun 16, 08 02:45 PM

I think the pic you send me will on the "Belluci Scale" be about 7 or even 8 as for the post,I think on woman looks alone this Scale is very very very accurate LoL.Thanks for the pic,U SEND ME SOME VERY HOT GIRLS.


gazdoc Mon Jun 16, 08 03:50 PM

Differnt and interesting post, I am sure all our ladies are busy scoring themselves and soon they will come out with a Pitt score for male bods, ha ha just joking, no offense intended.

Any way Monti score this one

Ennnnnnnnjoy
monti_84 Mon Jun 16, 08 04:33 PM

To me, she′s a solid 6...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
debsha Tue Jun 17, 08 05:11 AM

that is a good idea Gazdoc...Mmmm

Be well & happy
dave1958 (dangerous dave) Mon Jun 16, 08 04:11 PM

number 10 hee hee monti you love stirring lol

all my love to everyone i meet
hades28 Mon Jun 16, 08 04:42 PM

muy bueno el ranking,

saludos desde espa?a.


ddew41 Mon Jun 16, 08 05:15 PM

Just stopped by to say hi from US.

I like how you rated the girls in the list. Me myself think that #10 girls are

over rated.


burntfilm Mon Jun 16, 08 05:43 PM

Alba is a 10!!!

Very Sexy
burntfilm Mon Jun 16, 08 05:44 PM

and of course to Bellucci as well!!

Very Sexy
Boldman Mon Jun 16, 08 07:21 PM

Dear Monti,

I read your post again and again. Its compel me to laugh. Nice post. My vote go to # 10.

Take care and love.

The only way to know our limits is to go beyond them.
lorna23 Mon Jun 16, 08 08:05 PM

You so funny - don't you know we girls do exactly the same thing to you?

Look, I'm posting things! On the internets!!
lorna23 Mon Jun 16, 08 08:28 PM

btw no.1 is a MAN!

Look, I'm posting things! On the internets!!

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