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The Belluci Scale To Rate Women: Sexist Stuff...Women Keep Away
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Jun 14, 08 02:46 AM | Category: All
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So now that I can not make a serious music post with song samples because of the fucking auditing system (FUCK THE AUDITING SYSTEM YET AGAIN!!), I decided to post some idiotic stuff that will piss off women all around, just for fun...This is what I call "The Belluci Scale" and it is the one I created to rate women BASED PURELY ON PHISICAL APPEARANCE. The scale does not give a shit if the woman is a rocket scientist or if she can not say a complete sentence right, it is only based on looks.

 

As in any scale, we need a model to compare other women with, so in this case the perfect woman (a 10) will be Monica Belluci, to me the best looking girl alive (go figure!, she isn´t even goth...hehe). She has the pretty face, sexy look, hot lips, great body and adequate height.

 

 

I consider her to be perfect looking because she is hot but she can also be cute. Let´s clear up those two concepts:

 

Hot: a girl who raises the rawest and more pure animal instincts in men and lesbians, you just want to have sex with a hot girl, not even words required.

 

Cute: A girl so gorgeous that you can not stop looking at her, men and lesbians would want to have sex with a cute girl but they can see themselves in a relationship with her and if given the right amount of drugs, even get married with her.

 

The other terms used in the scale are self explanatory.

 

So here is the scale and some examples to get you a clearer idea...women can leave their hate comments at the end of the post...ask me if I fucking care...

 

 The Belluci Scale To Rate Women

 

Rate

Description

1

Ugly + Evolutionary Error = Imperfect

2

Abhorrent

3

Ugly

4

Slightly under average

5

Average

6

Slightly above average

7

Good Looking

8

Hot

9

Cute

10

Hot + Cute = Perfect

 

Examples:

  Note: For more examples look at the pics that my kind friends leave in my guestbook, the girls in the pics will be rated according to this scale...

 

 

1

 

2

 

 3

 

4

 

ugly-betty-03-2006-11-23

 

 5

 6

 

Angelina-Jolie 

 

 7

 

 

8

 

9 

 

  Amarantha014

 

10 

 

 

Needless to say that this is a post inttended to provide me with some fun while doing it and nothing more...  


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mjm05 (darkcloud) Mon Jun 16, 08 08:35 PM

here is the script monti,i give 8-9-10 a score of 8-9-10, but derobe no 4 and i bet you will get a big suprise,and she will climb up the ladder...clothes arnt everything you know,good laugh, chill out to a bit of floyd, it does you good, take care cheers mate

how i wish you were here
TorrentialData (TorrentialD) Mon Jun 16, 08 11:10 PM

interesting scale, but really not practical. i will take an average woman of substance long before i choose a hottie with no brain. just couldn't marry a no-brainer. I will give it a vote for the concept. yes, eye candy is nice, but for me it's more essential to have a brain. -- TorrentialD


Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:45 AM

hey dude...

another great post :D

im agree with Bellucci part, ill give here 11 ;)

but in my oppinion everyone have their own bad and good day with the look( im talking about not using makeup and using it too)

but some ppl generaly are ugly as fuck , and thats a fact, and personaly i dont talk to ppl over their look or body shape.. but if i be in a bus with sharon stone in one side and bruce lee in other side, of course ill talk to sharon stone 99.99% of the time , not because of the look , cause first of all im not gay and second i dont want to go home with broken arm or somthing...

and for the bonus ill put some bellucci pic here

thanks monti for this post... and YEAH!FUCK THE AUDITING SYSTEM SPECIALLY THE PERSON WHO DOING THIS JOB!!!

wish you all hell of a good day

rock on

......

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:53 AM

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:53 AM

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:53 AM

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:54 AM

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:54 AM

this two pictures is for monti specially

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Nutsy Tue Jun 17, 08 12:54 AM

and this one for me self! :P

\m/ Stay True , Stay Metal \m/
Roxa Tue Jun 17, 08 03:38 AM

hmm..I think Catherine Zeta Johnes is the best alive :D sorry :D:D



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