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The Belluci Scale To Rate Women: Sexist Stuff...Women Keep Away
Size: Large, Medium, Small Sat Jun 14, 08 02:46 AM | Category: All
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So now that I can not make a serious music post with song samples because of the fucking auditing system (FUCK THE AUDITING SYSTEM YET AGAIN!!), I decided to post some idiotic stuff that will piss off women all around, just for fun...This is what I call "The Belluci Scale" and it is the one I created to rate women BASED PURELY ON PHISICAL APPEARANCE. The scale does not give a shit if the woman is a rocket scientist or if she can not say a complete sentence right, it is only based on looks.

 

As in any scale, we need a model to compare other women with, so in this case the perfect woman (a 10) will be Monica Belluci, to me the best looking girl alive (go figure!, she isn´t even goth...hehe). She has the pretty face, sexy look, hot lips, great body and adequate height.

 

 

I consider her to be perfect looking because she is hot but she can also be cute. Let´s clear up those two concepts:

 

Hot: a girl who raises the rawest and more pure animal instincts in men and lesbians, you just want to have sex with a hot girl, not even words required.

 

Cute: A girl so gorgeous that you can not stop looking at her, men and lesbians would want to have sex with a cute girl but they can see themselves in a relationship with her and if given the right amount of drugs, even get married with her.

 

The other terms used in the scale are self explanatory.

 

So here is the scale and some examples to get you a clearer idea...women can leave their hate comments at the end of the post...ask me if I fucking care...

 

 The Belluci Scale To Rate Women

 

Rate

Description

1

Ugly + Evolutionary Error = Imperfect

2

Abhorrent

3

Ugly

4

Slightly under average

5

Average

6

Slightly above average

7

Good Looking

8

Hot

9

Cute

10

Hot + Cute = Perfect

 

Examples:

  Note: For more examples look at the pics that my kind friends leave in my guestbook, the girls in the pics will be rated according to this scale...

 

 

1

 

2

 

 3

 

4

 

ugly-betty-03-2006-11-23

 

 5

 6

 

Angelina-Jolie 

 

 7

 

 

8

 

9 

 

  Amarantha014

 

10 

 

 

Needless to say that this is a post inttended to provide me with some fun while doing it and nothing more...  


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Ragnarock Tue Jun 17, 08 06:43 AM

i think that 9 is better than 10, she's more hot than jessica


wolfloner Tue Jun 17, 08 09:56 AM

I'll shock as usually,

I'm a little hungry.......

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I'll said the number 2=9pts (there are a lot of meat around the bones) greassy & faty just as I will....lol

Belluci still the best of all 10/10 no doubt

Aide et forum francais maintenant http://www.p2pforums.com/viewforum.php?f=115
greta_garbage (gretagarbage) Tue Jun 17, 08 05:27 PM

I agree, in fact, women may be offended because they dont naturally look like monica;))

shes amazing, and not only she s pretty but shes magnetic.. ive seen her over and over again and ive seen moves where every inch of her body would be revealed. shes shaped like a violin..

"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."
frodoswami Tue Jun 17, 08 05:55 PM

Hi Monti 84, Voted, I like the first girl in ur text, plus nr 8 and 7, and of course, Jessica would have had access to my door too :-)

"Stop 'telling it like it is' and start telling it like you want it to be!"
joti Tue Jun 17, 08 06:04 PM

like your post. voted.


pronaholtz Tue Jun 17, 08 07:17 PM

i like number 9

We can feel that we cannot see .
sanjay120 (sanjay) Tue Jun 17, 08 09:11 PM

nice piece of creation.....


mjm05 (darkcloud) Tue Jun 17, 08 10:56 PM

ah monti you caught me out, i think the 10 goes to Monica Belluci now that is class.

take care mate

how i wish you were here
ZeeSaim (Shani) Tue Jun 17, 08 11:19 PM

hiiiiiiiiiiii


ddew41 Tue Jun 17, 08 11:32 PM

just stop by to hello



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