Mon Feb 16, 09 06:59 AM
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1. You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.
2. At nights when you are asleep you would have people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."
3. Bands would go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.
4. Anytime you'd walk into someones house they'd have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.
5. You would look your very best at all times.
6. Some people would be holding their right arm out straight in front of them at all times.
7. There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.
8. Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.
9. Most people would walk around with a full size mirror 2 feet in front of them.
10. Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or a quote from an emo song.
11. Blogs would be required reading and......
Mon Feb 16, 09 06:54 AM
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the Fertilizer magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious
Couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
BullSchitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,
A high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named......
