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Your Dog May Upset You
Size: Large, Medium, Small Tue Jun 24, 08 11:10 AM | Category: All
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.

"Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?" says the bartender.

"Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife and my best friend in bed with each other!"

"Thats terrible pal, the next drink is on the house." So the bartender gives him another triple scotch and again he gulps it down. "If you don't mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?"

"I told her I've had enough and I want a divorce!"

"Good for you! You said the right thing. So what did you say to your best friend?"

"Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in the eyes and said... ...BAD DOG!"


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monti_84 Tue Jun 24, 08 02:15 PM

uhh!Animal fetish...disgusting...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
aladdingalarce (Allan) Tue Jun 24, 08 10:20 PM

Man's best friend



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