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Make me an Uncle
Size: Large, Medium, Small Wed Jun 25, 08 10:33 AM | Category: Social Activities
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

"And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"

Stan said nothing.

The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?"

"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!"

"Well congratulations, you're holding him!"

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sv_iv (Svetlana) Wed Jun 25, 08 10:50 AM

sometimes is better not to know the truth....

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
muhaimmean Wed Jun 25, 08 10:59 AM

Hahahahaha.... Ya that the truth...

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monti_84 Wed Jun 25, 08 03:37 PM

uhh...that′s bad!...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
aladdingalarce (Allan) Thu Jun 26, 08 04:43 PM

Guilt... lol


sanjay120 (sanjay) Sat Jun 28, 08 11:54 AM

haha bitter truth



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