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Forget the strike. You know what’s depressing? That if you’re a woman in Hollywood the only way you can get a leading role in anything is by putting on a corset or starring in a movie where you’re out to get a man. It’s either that or porno. Because that’s all women are good for, wearing tight garments and tricking men into getting married. Unless of course you want to get naked. Then that opens a whole world of possibilities up for you. At least you ladies have that going for you. No talent? Take off your clothes. Big money! If you’re a guy and you’re an idiot, you’re just screwed. Welcome to a lifetime as a garbage man, where your only relief is spending evenings at home on the internet pretending to be a naked woman in Second Life. Somehow I don’t think this will come up when it’s SAG’s turn to step up to the negotiating table this summer. But it should.

Jessica Biel has wisely decided to avoid both getting naked (though she certainly seems to love taking pictures nearly naked) and wearing uncomfortable undergarments, and is going the trap a man route. HR says she’s set to star in a new rom-com called Easy Virtue. She’ll be a divorcee who travels to the South of France, marries a young Englishman on the spur of the moment (who hasn’t?), and then returns home with him to England where she’s treated like garbage by her new stuffy British in-laws. It’s Meet the Parents: European Vacation.

Ben Barnes will play her English, love at first site hubby. His asshole family will be played by Colin Firth and Kristin Scott Thomas. Stephen Elliott is directing from a script he co-wrote with Sheridan Jobbins.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Jessica-Biel-In-Another-Rom-Com-Hetero-This-Time-7433.html