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RECRUITING THE RIGHT PERSON (funny)
Size: Large, Medium, Small Fri Jun 6, 08 03:26 AM | Category: Funny
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DOES YOUR COMPANY HAVE A PROBLEM IN RECRUITING THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT CHAIR? IF YES, TRY OUT THIS SIMPLE EXPERIMENT.

 

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN THE ENGG DEPT.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

  

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATION.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN EXPORT CELL.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HRD.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the windows - PUT THEM IN MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN

TOP MANAGEMENT CELL.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick as moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.


SIMPLE...














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sv_iv (Svetlana) Fri Jun 6, 08 06:51 AM

very cleaver and funny...

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
thunderstrike Fri Jun 6, 08 07:21 AM

hmm thats fine corporal , voted cheers


brianrob (littleb) Fri Jun 6, 08 10:26 AM

Thats about right Mate!!!

LIVE FAST, DIE LAST!!!
dave195809 (south african dave) Sat Jun 7, 08 03:35 AM

hey there dude cool post have a look at my new one reckon will make you laugh anyways voted for you have fun chow

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