Thu Sep 25, 08 08:14 AM
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Sorry for not beeng here for a time but i had the fortune to CRASH,
my bike in to a drunken Driver
in impact momet we had
total ca 150 km/h
(Not GTA,but REAL LIFE!!!!)
So thats why i have been
gone for some time..
Gonne upp some pic here of the bike and me,but for now im lust half Happy to be alive...
Not to Recomend Others!!!!!!
So not here loong case it hurts like hell and gonne take my medisin :)
Fri Jan 4, 08 03:15 PM
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A jogger is running, by the lake, by the woods. He hears moaning off in the distance. He runs over and discovers a woman propped up against a tree...with no arms and no legs. He says "Can I help you?" She says "I'm 29, have no arms or legs, and I've never been hugged..." He feels sorry for her so he leans over, gives her a hug, and goes on his way.
Another jogger is not far behind, running by the lake, by the woods and hears this sobbing off in the distance. He goes over to check it out and discovers this woman. He says, "Can I help you?" She sobs, "I'm 29 years old, have no arms or no legs, and I've never been kissed." He feels sorry for her, and says "Well, I'll give you a kiss", and does just that.
A few minutes later, another jogger comes along, jogging by the lake, by the woods. He hears this loud wailing off in the distance. He follows the sound and comes across the woman. "Can I help you?" he asks. She replies:......
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