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The Gender Of Angels - and the devil
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 Gender Of Angels - and the devil
 
And God made woman ... and there was harmony in paradise.
The devil seeing this, decided to complicate.
 
God gave women breasts firm and beautiful.
The devil made them grow and fall.
 
God gave the woman a body of Barbie.
The devil invented the cellulite, the fat and striations.
 
God gave the perfect woman muscles.
And the hell with the lipids covered.
 
God gave women a soft, sweet and melodic voice.
The devil made her talk too much.
 
God gave woman a docile temperament.
And the devil invented the PMS.
 
God gave the woman a smart move.
The devil invested in the heel.
 
There can be only one explanation for this:
'The devil can only be GAY' .
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bartolo7 Mon Jun 22, 09 11:14 AM

i´m your friend.never,well don´t forget that

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