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1. People who have conversations in single walkway places. i.e on Stephen brae just now there is a single peson space to get up there...and a bunch of students thought it would be "fantastic" to stage a wee conference there on why the world is shit. I will tell you whats shit...wanky floppy haired students getting in my way when i just finished a shift/
2. Bus drivers.. One pulled out on me today and almost killed me. I dont hate bus drivers just that particular one.
3. Critical shop servers. The one at my local Co op always gives me th "what you doing buying this" every time i but booze...fuck you ...i pay your wages.
4. Old people who were in the war. " i fought fior you!" Nope you didnt...you wanted a job or were loyal but didnt do it for me...when i joined the forces i did it for good cash, easy slags and free digs...got all that so cheers to her majesty!
5. TV licence...fuck that the only peeps who get a slice of that is the BBC and what decent shit do we get?
hahah just got add nothing to do with above i heard agreat story today....some guy local couldnt shit so he went to doc (hon this is no joke) and the doc gave him some lax...didnt work...so he went to hospital...they couldnt help. So in the end he was so desperate for a shit he actually put his hand into his own arse and tried to grab the shit out....he failed. He ruptured his bowel and was stretchered into a and e......what a bell-end. He is local and now quitw well known!
Remember....do try to pull shits out your own ass and be nice to each other!
xxx
Dennybhoy, a bloke in a bunnet
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http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/122350/
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