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It has been known for many years that sex was good
exercise , but until now nobody had made a scientific
study of the caloric content of different sexual
activities. Now after "original and proprietary"
research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................6 Calories
Without an erection...........................3315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................1 2 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up.................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real......................................112 Calories
Fake............................................13 15 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years...................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:Calmly............................................ .......32 Calories
In a hurry............................................. .......98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
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http://blog.bitcomet.com/post/136037/
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