dennybhoy's BLOG

I saw something on the TV this morning that quite frankly annoyed me.
"Its Grease the DVD you have all been waiting for!"
No. No its not. I hate Grease and everything it stands for and represents. There are many thing i dont like about Grease and here they are
1. Its shit
2. Its a musical
3. Its set in an American High School
4. Its shit
5. Its a seventies film
6. Its got a romantic slant
7. Its camper than a row of pink tents

Not only all the above but this on comes with:
"a singalong option"
Whoopy fucking do. What joy, i not only put myself throught the misery of watching this guff but i can sing along in a pre pubesent girl/drunken hen party way to it aswell. For fucks sake who honestly loves the sound of a Grease song coming on at a pub....i so look forward to hearing the wails at super high pitch of "summer nights"
No this DVD should be burned in fact burned and burned again.
If my life is so sad that i would stay at home and sing to this i would rather you took me outside and buggered me with a broken bottle.

2007-10-20 22:27:14