I truly am, people have read the things I have written, and some found humor in them!
This humbles my ridiculous spirit a small amount.
Obviously I have been away a while, no real reasons, just life's normal flow and distraction.
Enough of that, on with the show.
If, dogs are man's best friend, why do they insist on licking their privates just before they lick you on the face?
If you understand cats, then you probably understand the logic of children for doing the things that are not supposed to.
Cheesecake, it may not be perfect, but it will do until I find perfection.
If you know anyone who is a vegitarian, just pat them on the head and say in a gentle voice "salad shooter", some how I find it entertaining and relaxing, for some reason they find it annoying. Well of course, that's the point.
