LISTEN TO THIS AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!
This is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the love of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
Kiss on the hand
I adore you
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
Kiss on the neck
I want you
Kiss on the lips
I love you
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
Look in your eyes
kiss me
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
Guys:
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
How cute they look when they sleep
The ease in which they fit into our arms
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
How cute they are when they eat
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
How cute they are when they argue
The way her hand always finds yours
The way they smile
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
The way they say
"I miss you"
The way you miss them
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them .............
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
