Breadstick's BLOG

I was upstairs in my room minding my own business playing Gears of War when I hear my mom calling for me. So I walk out my door, look over the banister towards her and ask what she wants. She just says, "Son, we need to talk." So I walk down the stairs and follow her down to the basement... over to the computer. And what do I see sprawled all over my 19" LCD? Why, it's my porn folder. 10 gbs of lesbian and straight, hardcore and softcore goodness, all over the screen in little thumbnails of girls eating each other out and whatnot. I couldn't think of anything to say. It was just sort of a / thing. I was pretty scared of what was coming next, as my mom is a very conservative woman, as opposed to my father who's pretty liberal. The worst part though is that it meant two things: 1. My mom was way more computer-savy then I had realized and nothing is safe now or 2. My dad sold me out for some strange reason (he knew it was there, buried deep in the windows folder). I then came to my senses and figured I had probably left it open on accident or something, and seeing that my mom knows nothing about computers, I could probably lie or deny that it was mine. I decided to lie. "I don't know how that got there, mom - probably some of those pop-ups or something," I said. "Don't you lie to me, Daniel. I know that's yours. I'm your mother. I know when you're lying." I continued to say nothing. I just stared up at her in silence. "Do you understand what this is?! It's wrong! This is pornography!"Then I said, "This is Sparta!" and kicked her in a hole