Dameon Green
xxxx Garland Ave apt#xxx
Takoma Park, MD 20912
Hey there!
Thanks again for your purchase; I hope you get lots of use from your “new” used human soul.
I trust you’ve taken all the necessary steps to ensure that you can properly locate and utilize the item; it can be a bugger to keep track of! That’s why I figured it best to tape it to the inside of this envelope, rather than simply ship it loose, since it is contained in only a “handful” of atoms, it would surely have a substantial chance of slipping out through some small opening somewhere in there, or get lodged in some microscopic crevice or another, or worse yet, if by chance you opened the envelope while outside, it would likely just blow away, even in the lightest of breezes.
The soul, of course, is currently only temporarily stored in the likeness of a person, this likeness being somewhere in the neighborhood of .004 microns in height, and formed of approximately 28 carbon monoxide molecules. Please see the enclosed inkjet reproduction of the likeness of the atomic array in question.
Assuming you have the proper equipment, one must only be studious enough to locate said atomic structure on the sticky side of the tape within the envelope, rather than search out the entire surface of the interior of the envelope. Then of course you can enjoy all the benefits (& responsibilities) that come with ownership of an item as fine as this!
Thanks again and enjoy!
S.Wallace
