For that Chuk Norris is like A God?
The Dinosaurs looked badly at Chuck Norris once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris murio 10 years ago, only that The Death has not had the value to say it to him(you,them).
Superman uses Chuck Norris's pajamas.
Chuck Norris's tears treat the cancer. It is a shame for that he(it) has never wept.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. It(he,she) waits.
Chuck Norris has demanded to the NBC, invoking that Law and Order are brands(marks) registered for his(her,your) legs right(straight) and left.
Chuck Norris's principal exportation is the pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he(it) can meet. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, it is possible that you are to only a few seconds of the death.
Chuck Norris constructed a machine of the time and travelled to the past to avoid JFK's murder. When Oswald shot, Chuck detained three bullets with his(her,your) beard, turning them aside. JFK's head exploded of the impression(printing).
Chuck Norris sold his(her,your) soul to the devil in exchange for his(her,your) rough good aspect and his(her,your) incomparable skill in the martial arts. Soon after finishing the transaction, Chuck gave a gyratory kick to the Devil in the face and recovered his(her,your) soul. The Devil, who estimates the irony, could not get angry with him(it), and admitted that it(he,she) her must have seen(dressed) come. Now they play to the poker on the second Wednesday of every month.
Chuck Norris does not hunt, because the word hunts implies the probability of failing. Chuck Norris goes out to kill.
Of teenager, Chuck Norris made embarrassed all the nurses of a convent lost in the hills of the Toscana. Nine months later, the nurses gave birth the Miami Dolphins of 1972, the only(unique) unbeaten equipment(team) of the history of the American professional football.
To demonstrate that to conquer the cancer is so difficult, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of tobacco a day for two years, and developed 7 types different from cancer, only to get away itself(himself,herself) from them doing flexions during 30 minutes. Absorb you that one, Lance Armstrong!
Once, a blind person trod on Chuck Norris's shoe. Chuck said to him(her) " do not you know whom I am? I am Chuck Norris! " The mere mention of his(her,your) name treated the blindness of the man. Unfortunately, the first, last and only(unique) thing that this man managed to see was a mortal gyratory kick thrown(launched) by Chuck NorrisChuck Norris has counted up to the infinite number ... two times.
When the Bogey-man is going to fall asleep every night, gun-sight in his(her,your) cupboard to see if Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris ate up once 3 filets of 2 kilos in an hour. It(he,she) happened(passed) the first 45 minutes fucking with his(her,your) waitress.
A sign of parking for handicapped persons does not mean that this site(place) is reserved for handicapped persons. Actually(indeed), it is a warning that the site(place) belongs(concerns) to Chuck Norris, and that you will remain physically handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris orders his(her,your) income statement, he(she) sends the forms in white(target) and includes his(your) photo, in police officer(guard) and I list to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay his(her,your) taxes.Chuck Norris is a 1/8 Cherokee. It(he,she) does not have anything that to see with his(her,your) forbears, the uncle ate up an Indian male prostitute.
Someone tried to say once to Chuck Norris that the gyratory kicks are not the best way of giving a kick to anybody. This fact has been registered by the historians as the worst mistake that nobody has committed ever.
The most rapid way to come to the heart of a man is Chuck Norris's fist(handle).
The Tortoises Ninja are based on a royal history. Chuck Norris ate up once an entire tortoise, and when it(he,she) her(it) shat, this one was measuring two meters and had learned karate.
If Chuck Norris is late, more it(he,she) is worth him(her) to the time going more slow.
If you ask Chuck Norris him(her) what hour(o'clock) is, always it(he,she) answers " two seconds Are absent ". After asking him " two seconds why? ", it(he,she) sticks a gyratory kick in the face.
The girlfriend(fiancée) of Chuck Norris said to him(her) as soon as three sad tigers swallow wheat in a trigal. He(it) shouted him " HOW DO YOU DARE TO DO HEAPS IN CHUCK NORRIS'S PRESENCE? ", and it(he,she) crushed the throat. Supporting the bleeding neck of his(her,your) girlfriend(fiancée) in the hand, it(he,she) exclaimed " Don't Fuck with Chuck " (untranslatable play on words). Two years and five months later it(he,she) realized the irony of his(her,your) phrase, and laughed with so much force that the whole world to a radius of hundred miles remained deaf.
The only(unique) child who could have survived Chuck Norris's gyratory kick was Gary Coleman (Arnold's negrito). It(he,she) has not grown since then.
Chuck Norris does not read books. It(he,she) looks at them fixedly until it(he,she) obtains the information that wants.
Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross frequently. Only that is never his(her,its).While Walker was rolling: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris revived a corderito, which had born dead, rubbing prolongadamente his(her,your) beard against the creature. Shortly after the animal was returning to the life, Chuck Norris gave to him(her) a gyratory kick in front of the whole world, breaking the neck, to remember the multitude that what Chuck gives us, Chuck takes it from us.
