Some of these may only be funny or understood by other Canadian but they do show some of culture and humour. I think it sums us up in a nutshell.
You've heard of a Mexican Standoff, Well this is Canada's version
Ahhh, those beautifull summer days, EH?
Our number one use for computers. This won't freeze-up on you.
We love our Tim Horton's Coffee & donuts. Especial the Police.
No, we don't praise catle, we eat them. Big catle industry out west.
We do get some heavy snowfalls in the mountains.
We allways have a white and Merry Christmas
Hockey is our first religion (Flames are a rival team to the oilers) 
It doesnt snow all year round and it can get quite dry in the summer
Watch it USA you'd be surprised of the range on this thing.
(Just kidding, please don't bomb the shit out of us)
We are most famous for being North of the US. Everybody knows that ... except the US
Pot has been decriminalized and our crime rate is 10% that of the US.
We still have room in our jails for real criminals.
Sad but oh so true. We have Moose and Deer crossings on all our highways.
We're verry patriotic and sexy.
We're a by-lingual country but usually the languages are English and French
We're preety liberal, but we do have our back woods Red Necks
Decriminalizing Pot has left the police with more time on their hands......
and apparently the munchies.
