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ADDITIONAL CHOCOLATE RULES
Size: Large, Medium, Small Thu Mar 27, 08 10:47 AM | Category: All
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(I DESPISE THE CONCEPT OF CHOCOLATE even if i adore the taste itself)

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Why is there no such organisation as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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monti_84 Thu Mar 27, 08 11:29 AM

I love chocolate...i just realized i′m a chocolate addict...oh no!!...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde
sv_iv Thu Mar 27, 08 11:36 AM

Usually I hide chocolates all around my work space.... I am so happy afterwords when instead of boring document I find a tasty treat....

If you want to change the world, start by changing yourself
Ichisanno (Michi) Thu Mar 27, 08 04:24 PM

I also love eating chocolate especially when it put with milk shake.

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Sara1970 (Sara) Fri Mar 28, 08 02:28 AM

Chocolate and roses are my weakness mate.

Voted.

Always keep a dream in your heart!
muddshuvel Sat Mar 29, 08 02:43 AM

What...? i don't like chocolate.....

life is short,...play naked!
noural (Makeda) Tue Apr 1, 08 05:53 PM

I like chocolate...

"We must learn to live together like Brothers and Sisters or we will die like fools."
christara Fri Apr 4, 08 07:11 AM

a chocolate face mask is the solution for most...kinda best of both worlds...for the looks it helps,, but its geat if you can get some one to lick it off........Hmmmmm

oh thats so rude..........heeeee

i love theeee chocy..give me chocy i need chocy where,s my CHOCY

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