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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
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