Funny inscriptions on gravestones:)
Here
lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and
no place to go!"
"See,
I told you I was sick"
I
may not be the brightest crayon in the box but I’m sure the most
colorful
If
you are standing here reading this u just broke my ribs
Man,
the worms are big down here
I
told you you’re cooking was bad
I'm busy
being dead so leave a message I will never... uhh I mean will
shortly get it.
“He who dies with the most toys wins” - A cemetery near Medicine Hat, Alberta.
"That's All Folks!"
The Man of a Thousand Voices
Mel Blanc
(Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California)
Called Back
Emily Dickinson
(West Cemetery; Amherst, Massachusetts)
{self written}
The
Body of
B. Franklin, Printer
Like the Cover of an old Book
Its Contents turn out
And Stript of its Lettering & Guilding
Lies here. Food for Worms
For, it will as he believed
appear once more
In a new and more elegant Edition
corrected and improved
By the Author
Benjamin Franklin
(Christ Church Burial Grounds; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
Everybody
Loves Somebody Sometime
Dean Martin
( Westwood Memorial Cemetery, Los Angeles, California
Dolores
Costello Barrymore
1903-1979
MUM-MUM
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.”
and the best of all, harry potters tombstone, who died at age 29, buried by reverend ROWLING.:))
This is an amazing gravestone, commissioned by the spouse of Laurence Matheson, to show her love for him, after he died.he sculpture (called "Asleep") was created from marble by the artist Peter Shipperheyn from Australia, and is located at the Mt. Macedon Cemetary, Victoria.
