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I found one of those fill the space with your name and generate "wisdom sentences"...Some of these are of a striking deepness lol
Shakespearian wisdom:
I come not, friends, to steal away your garbage.
What's in a garbage? That which we call a rose
By any other garbage would smell as sweet.
Presume not that I am the garbage I was.
Once more unto the garbage, dear friends, once more.
Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have
Immortal garbage in me.
O! I am fortune's garbage!
Thus the whirligig of time brings in his garbage.
Movie quotes :
Madness? This is Garbage!
I am not a garbage! I am a human being. I am a man.
Love means never having to say you're garbage.
Well, a Garbage's a Garbage, but they call it 'le Garbage'.
They may take away our garbage, but they'll never take our freedom!
I am the author. You are the garbage. I outrank you!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world garbage didn't exist.
I'm Garbage! I'm Garbage!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful garbage.
Garbage? Where we're going we don't need garbage.
Made it, Ma! Top of the garbage!
If I was a garbage, a perfect garbage, how would you know it was really me?
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's garbage, which is probably more than she ever did.
Better to be king for a night than garbage for a lifetime.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a garbage.
I want that garbage, not excuses.
May the Garbage be with you.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garbage!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on garbage!
- It can take garbage several days to move just through one tree.
- Garbageomancy is the art of telling the future with garbage!
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of garbage!
- To check whether garbage is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten garbage will sink, and fresh garbage will float!
- Americans discard enough garbage to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching garbage!
- Scientists have discovered that garbage can smell the presence of autism in children.
- Garbage can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
- Garbageocracy is government by garbage!
garbage is an artificial limb that stays sharp forever!
i would laugh , but i found some of them true.
i tried one with greta, but its just as twisted;))))
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Greta!
- Greta has three eyelids!
- Greta can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
- Greta can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
- Greta does not have toes.
- The greta-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand greta-fights take place there every day!
- Greta was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in greta!
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of greta every year.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting greta.
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by greta.
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