A beautiful woman visits her doctor for a check-up.
The doctor takes one look at her and all his professional standards fly out of the window as he tells her to undress.
After she's taken her clothes off, he starts to stroke he thigh.
"Do you know what i'm doing?" he asks his patient.
"Yes," she replies, "You're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."
"Thats right," he says, before turning his attention to her breasts.
"Do you know what i'm doing now?"
"Yes," the woman says, "You're checking for lumps"
"Correct." says the doctor, before mounting her and having sex.
"Do you know What i'm doing now?"
"Yes" she says "You're getting herpes, which is why i came here in the first place."
