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Marijuana Karma and You(do not try at home, this is just science:)
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The term Karma originates from the religious beliefs of Buddhism and Hinduism.

Excellent marijuana strains originated in these parts of the World. Coincidence?

Marijuana Karma is a term we use to describe the karma we carry with us as a casual cannabis user (or a completely harmless wandering stoner) in this lifetime. 

When we catch a buzz, get high, or get stoned , we carry a generally optimistic, happy, rock-n-roll (the attitude, not necessarily the music),  deep thinker, silent arrogance.  Remember, this is what we think... as we wander around.  We are a pleasant people, if we let you speak with us...

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Those of you who smoke without drinking (alcohol) at the same time will have an easier time understanding this important separation.  This is simply because it is the BUZZ from only the marijuana that promotes this karma.  Look at your drunk buddies (this is another type of karma that we do not attempt to define here, but it is NOT the same).

Some of you may think this is your mood, but it's deeper than that.  This may be where the medicinal use of cannabis for depression comes in? 


The only exception to this Marijuana Karma definition, is that of the stoner who never leaves their home or environment. They have chosen to enjoy their karma in the most private of settings... that of stoner solitude. 

the "marijuana karma" definition is a more realistic, positive, spiritual and accurate picture of the casual to extreme pot user and the effects of that marijuana on our thought processes and actions on any given day.

 

Marijuana Growing Tips

 


Growing healthy marijuana plants can be easy, and it can also be difficult.

There are a number of important factors to consider and monitor when growing your indoor marijuana.



Ganja Growing TipsDO NOT Tell People.
You can and will be extremely proud of your accomplishments as you successfully harvest your homegrown marijuana. KEEP YOUR SECRET. Ever heard of jealousy? Divorce? Revenge? - People listen and always want to feel important, don't make it their gossip. Protect your investment - Shut-up.

Keep EGanja Growing Tipsverything Clean (Spotless)
This means you too! Your tools, your floors, your walls, everything. It pays when there are no bugs, or disease, or an environment for them to spread. This is truly under-rated - wash your hands upon entry everyday.

Ganja Growing Tips

Grow from Quality Seeds
Your final product is 90% dependent upon it's genetics. Be prepared to be disappointed using unknown seeds.

Ganja Growing Tips

Develop A Quality Soil
When you begin your garden, develop a soil that works well for you. PH should balance around 6.5 for most cannabis plants.

Ganja Growing Tips

DO NOT Over Water (most common mistake)
Too much water can kill young marijuana plants. Following germination, allow the surface to get crusty. Stick your finger 3-4 inches under the soil, if no moisture, then water thoroughly. Sink water should sit open for 24 hours or more to release chlorine among other potentially harmful sediments.

Ganja Growing TipsDO NOT Over Fertilize (2nd most common mistake)
If your soil contains certain nutrients, do not add more of these with your watering schedule. When adding nutrients to your water, - apply every other watering. The vegetative stage likes more Nitrogen, and the flowering stage like more Phosphates and less Nitrogen.

Ganja Growing Tips

Provide A Superior Growing Environment
Temperature, humidity, air circulation and personal attention are all vital areas that can make for a most stress free growing environment (or not). Work to keep these consistent. Play music to your garden and have a mild breeze pass around the room during certain hours. Invest in their individual happiness, and you will prosper greatly in your future satisfaction.

Ganja Growing Tips

Keep Disposal Separate
Keep all of the trash from your garden in separate bags from your other refuse (includes anything). Dispose of all your garden garbage into an available commercial dumpster when needed. Be sure to remove and destroy any paper trail items. A fireplace can be a wonderful amenity to a residential property.

Ganja Growing Tips

DO NOT Harvest Too Early
This can be tough. Be patient, you have waited and nurtured for this long. Your plants can probably gain weight by waiting too. To be sure, wait until 50% of the pistils have turned brown and you know you won't be early. I have also harvested from the bottom or top over a couple of days based on bud appearance to get them at their most mature.

 

 WARNING!!!

well assuming u would agree to  this post, i am only presenting theory here.i strongly suggest u say no to alcohol, pot, cigars, premarital sex, chocolate, ice cream , cuddling, french kissing, porn , food, and as i explained in a previous post, water. 

 

 

 


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noural (Makeda) Sun Apr 20, 08 03:36 PM

interesting post...


Mortan Sun Apr 20, 08 04:58 PM

Not funny.

Not funny at all.

Head in the clouds. Feet on the ground.
greta_garbage (gretagarbage) Sun Apr 20, 08 07:26 PM

IT IS NOT A JOKE.

"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."
Mortan Wed May 7, 08 01:02 PM

There is no need for theories like this.

All that people need is sex, chocolate and good tales.

Head in the clouds. Feet on the ground.
greta_garbage (gretagarbage) Thu May 8, 08 12:55 AM

or sex and candy:D

"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."
Gilbert75 Sun Apr 20, 08 06:36 PM

I LOVE my pot. I'm definately the solitary stoner lol. I realize how much I love myself, and other pot smokers. I have a drink or two about once a week, if that; but I try to avoid getting drunk. I don't understand why people think that you hallucinate on marijuana. There are not crazy things dancing around and the walls don't move.

Being high is just a feeling of total relaxation. If you don't do it often your body will feel a tingling sensation. That's ALL being high is. No freakouts, no seeing trippy flowers and rainbows of strange colours. All it is is being relaxed, and it puts you into very deep thought. THAT'S why potsmokers have a bunch of "theories". We like to think. Also a lot of potsmokers get wicked grades in school. The only reason they stop getting those grades isn't because they aren't smart (I graduated with honors, after skipping a month and a half of school), it's because you lose the motivation to GO to school.

Weed is a big investment. You never know if you'll become a chronic when you try it, or if it will just be another occasional "thing" that you do, but if you DO decide to smoke pot, you probably won't regret it.

P.S. Getting high with a few other people and having a talk, is sOOO much fun!


greta_garbage (gretagarbage) Sun Apr 20, 08 07:20 PM

im a solitary stoner too, but i get the most intense hallucinations and awakenings when i don't smoke pot.

"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."
haikui99 (crazyhero) Sun Apr 20, 08 07:57 PM

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leanjee (billy) Mon Apr 21, 08 03:05 AM

[voted]

I wanna make friend with you...
[Guest]Woodstuck Mon Apr 21, 08 09:16 AM

I hope you liked it - Marijuana Karma does exist, I have 35 years experience on the topic.

If you're looking to grow your own, we can help.

- woodstuck

www.weedsthatplease.com


jpkapa85 Mon Apr 21, 08 09:19 AM

Happy 4:20 to you too lol

~UNDR8TED~
mathir77 (speedemon) Mon Apr 21, 08 10:34 AM

hmmmm, interesting

Live life to the fullest
DieselBoy Mon Apr 21, 08 12:58 PM

Smoke Weed Every Day !!! [url][/url]http://lowendtheory.net/attachments/wysiwyg/1/BobMarley.jpg [url][/url]http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ganja_flag_.jpg


tzmm Mon Apr 21, 08 03:55 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like mmmmmmmmmmmmm

A joint a day ....hmmmm I forgot what i wa

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