kuki's BLOG

1 Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2 Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3 You mean there's something else to do?
4 WiFi from your Neighbor
5 play single player mode
6 Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
7 Find a better ISP
8 Wipe useless stuff off hard disk to make room for new porn when the ISP is back 
9 Masturbate the old fashioned way, with Playboy.
10 Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks
11 Start talking to your girlfriend again.
12 Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world.
13 Install all those programs you downloaded but never got around to installing
14 Reset Modem: repeat
15 Call friends to see if their ISP is working.
16 Create your own IM bot to converse with.
17 Plot out your revenge for the ISP
18 Cry 
19 die alone
20 Get a black rooster paint a pentacle with his blood and do some invocations
21 Go out to buy another pallet of Mountian Dew for the year ahead.
22 Hang yourself with network cables
23 Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbound for hours.
24 Open up the ol' pinging .bat file!
25 Sacrifice your first born child for the return of your internet service
26 host a lan game with hopes of people joining
27 take a shower and scrape off mould / fern from body
28 Bet on horses; wake up the gerbil.
29 Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything.
30 take a nap 
31 Buy some new tubes.
32 Go to Starbucks and Login to T-Mobile
33 install quake3 and call a friend to play in LAN game,, jeje 
34 smoke a cigarrete
35 Write your lists on paper
36 Plug the power cable back in, you probably kick it out idiot!
37 Pray to the Dark Gods that it will be fixed
38 Cry (like a little girl)
39 Panic!
40 run around in circles muttering "the end is near" and "I'm not crazy"
41 try dialing in every 10 minutes, just in case its back up 
42 Come up with new List ideas for when it's back up.
43 go to the washroom
44 Buy a cow, and start a farmers life
45 Dial 911 immediately.
46 Kill google! *throws chair*
47 kill yourself 
48 Two words: sponge bath.
49 Work.
50 Get-away-from-computer
51 Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

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