Dr. Gregory House: It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.
Dr. Wilson:
At least I try.
Dr. Gregory House:
Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson:
And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
Dr. Gregory House:
So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House:
I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Eric Foreman:
How'd she get to you?
Dr. Gregory House:
She's the CEO of Sonyo cosmetics. Three assistants and fifteen VPs
checked out who should be treating her. Who da man? I da man. I always
suspected.
Dr. Gregory House: Minus five for ingratitude. No “thank you, Dr. House.” No “here’s a bottle of codeine for your troubles, Dr. House.”
Dr. Gregory House:I’ve heard that not all lawyers are as ethical as the ones we see on TV.
Dr. Gregory House:I’ve heard that not all lawyers are as ethical as the ones we see on TV.
Dr. Gregory House:Fifteen minutes for the lap dance, thirty minutes to scrub the guilt from my soul. See you in forty-five.
Dr. Gregory House:People don’t learn, they don’t change. But you did. You’re a freak!
Dr. Gregory House:The goal in life is not to eliminate misery, it’s to keep misery to the minimum.
Someone’s going to be miserable sometime–just accept it–that’s how I stay so happy.
